Posted on 07/03/2003 7:02:07 PM PDT by Tall_Texan
A cartoon figure so curvaceous she makes Jessica Rabbit look like Olive Oyl, Stripperella brings new meaning to CRIME BUSTING. Her secret identity: exotic dancer Erotica Jones. Her not-so-secret identity: Pamela Anderson, who inspired Marvel Comics guru Stan Lee to create the pole-dancer-at-night, crime-fighter-later-at-night character she voices. With lie-detecting breasts and glass-cutting nipples, Stripperella puts the squeeze on supervillains like Queen Clitoris, a cyberterrorist who's ''not to be rubbed the wrong way.'' (Admits Anderson, ''There couldn't be any more innuendos in a half hour.'') The ''V.I.P.'' veteran persuaded fiancé Kid Rock to write the show's theme (''It wasn't hard -- I told him he was doing it'') and even works her pet cause into the scripts: ''Wherever I can stick in an animal rights message, I will.'' So is Stripperella all natural? ''She's been surgically enhanced, but she'll never tell,'' Anderson teases. ''She won't make the same mistake as me.''
And does anyone else think Pamela Anderson is on the scuzzy-skanky side? How many STDs has she rung up at the clinic by now?
Careful, lady. You have no freaking idea what you're talking about. I teach in the inner city of Miami and those kids see blood every night of the week. I have murderers, armed robbers and sex offenders for students. Most of the time, I don't even know it until I'm visited by a Parole or Probation officer or shown an excused absence slip for a trip to court. And read what I said you silly twit. "Sexually active to some degree" does not necessarily mean intercourse. Judging by my conversations with the school nurse, and our clinic is full service, better than 60% of the female students in all four grades are on birth control of some sort and condoms are going at a brisk clip, thanks to the mandatory AIDS classes all social studies teachers like myself must work into the year's curriculum.
Additionally, I'll say this and I'm not full of anything, nor am I exaggerating: Fully 90% of my female students last year (seniors age 18+) not only love Clinton, that same percentage expressed that they'd just love to give him a roll in the hay. Now maybe that was said to get MY goat and maybe not. But until you've taught in my classroom, you don't know what the hell you're talking about!
There's a chick behind all that plastic?!
Human pathos on the high seas below deck. Ah, that brings back memories. I wish I had all my old Zap Comix, Mr. Naturals and Further Adventures of the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. Would probably worth some money.
I sure miss the Checkered Demon, Flakey Foont, Fat Freddie, Tree Frogg Beer, etc. Thanks for the memories.
As Sam Adams said, "If all men were angels, there would be no need of governments." Yes, I would prefer to have higher standards for family time on tv and wish others would keep their trashy ideas from being so easily accessible.
Yes I have, and I am watching it with great interest. It is based on a Japanese game show hosted by a fellow named Beat Takeski (the guy in the white uniform tunic with the eupalettes on the sleeves). My ex-wife and I were contestants on one of these shows, broadcast on the Japanese TBS network in 1988 when I was stationed in Japan in the Navy. We didn't win, but we received an appearance fee of about $100 US and they fed all the contestants.
I don't know how far back they're going to go for their raw material, but if you see a guy wearing dark glasses, a red helmet, a white Cowboys football jersey with the number 42 with a Texas flag sewn on the sleeve, that's me. My part of the competition and that of my former comm chief was televised.
My downfall came on the surfboard that circles over a pit of water. Unfortunately, as I found out on a first-hand basis, that water was just above freezing.
I'm watching the US version of the show to see if they air the episode or not, because my copy of the tape is terrible (recorded during a thunderstorm, bad reception, and a few minutes of material was lost due to power failures).
We refer to such things as "Technical manuals"...
And "training films."
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WW was impervious to everything except strawberry-rhubarb pie, and as I recall there was a "Warthog Assassination Society" with whom he struggled. Once they (thought they) had achieved their ends, they all sat around saying, "Well, we killed WW. NOW what do we do?"
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