1 posted on
07/02/2003 11:45:15 AM PDT by
kattracks
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To: kattracks
Dean made more sense when he was drinking. (or is it that he made more sense when I was drinking? Nah, I don't drink that much!)
2 posted on
07/02/2003 11:46:55 AM PDT by
talleyman
(I swear, ossifer, I haven't dropped a drunk...)
To: kattracks
I wonder if we'll see any long articles speculating on the effects of "dry drunk" syndrome on Howard Dean's personality, political beliefs, etc.
I'm going to guess we won't.
3 posted on
07/02/2003 11:47:53 AM PDT by
wideawake
(God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
To: kattracks
Maybe he should start drinking again because he's acting wacky.
4 posted on
07/02/2003 11:47:59 AM PDT by
1Old Pro
(The Dems are self-destructing before our eyes, How Great is That !)
To: kattracks
Well, I guess now we'll see all the people who did and continue to dis Bush as a former drunk do the same to Dean.
Nawwwwww. They're libs.
5 posted on
07/02/2003 11:48:56 AM PDT by
Lee'sGhost
(Crom!)
To: kattracks
Howard Dean: I Beat Booze I can top that. I killed a quart of Jim Beam.
To: kattracks
I don't think he handles sobriety well either.
To: kattracks
Why doesn't he sue the liquor company who made the booze that made him an alcoholic? You know, like the overweighties who are suing the fast food folks.
8 posted on
07/02/2003 11:52:56 AM PDT by
sarasota
To: kattracks
At the risk of engaging in pop psychology, they say that alcoholism is a symptom of depression, and that in turn depression is the result of the repression of anger. Dean strikes me as one angry dude. Then again, W doesn't.
To: kattracks
Howard Dean: I Beat Booze "Booze" -- that's a strange nickname for his wife...
To: kattracks
Booze should have won.
12 posted on
07/02/2003 11:54:19 AM PDT by
dead
To: kattracks
After he loses next year he'll pull a Kitty Dukakis.
14 posted on
07/02/2003 11:55:43 AM PDT by
bulldawg
To: kattracks
Copycat.
16 posted on
07/02/2003 11:56:28 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(...What I did at eighteen is still funny twenty years later...not that I'd want to do it all again.)
To: kattracks
So Dean's son stole booze for himself or his daddy ? hahaha
17 posted on
07/02/2003 11:57:52 AM PDT by
OREALLY
To: kattracks
I think the Dem candidates need to take Pat Kennedy's advice who recently said, "I don't need Bush's tax cut. I have never worked a f****** day in my life."
With that he got the audience's attention -- the dropping-jaws kind. "He droned on and on, frequently mentioning how much better the candidates would sound the more we drank,"
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/937237/posts
20 posted on
07/02/2003 12:02:17 PM PDT by
beaversmom
(Celebrating May 5th and all days with an American Flag)
To: kattracks
Soldier #1: You're using coconuts!
Howard Dean: What?
Soldier #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
Howard Dean: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through--
Soldier #1: Where'd you get the coconuts?
Howard Dean: We found them.
Soldier #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
Howard Dean: What do you mean?
Soldier #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
Howard Dean: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
Soldier #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Howard Dean: Not at all. They could be carried.
Soldier #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
Howard Dean: It could grip it by the husk!
Soldier #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
Howard Dean: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Howard Dean from the Court of Camelot is here?
Soldier #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Howard Dean: Please!
Soldier #1: Am I right?
Howard Dean: I'm not interested!
Soldier #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
Soldier #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point......
21 posted on
07/02/2003 12:03:36 PM PDT by
isthisnickcool
(Sorry, but this tag line has been blocked by the FTC "do not tag" list!)
To: kattracks
As an M.D., mean-dean ought to know that one never "beats booze." The only so-called cure, is abstinence.
22 posted on
07/02/2003 12:08:02 PM PDT by
onyx
(Name an honest democrat? I can't either!)
To: kattracks
the left-wing Democrat revealed that he had to quit drinking at age 33 because, "I didnt think I handled liquor well." Pff! Quiter!
To: kattracks
He insists that he was never arrested for drunk driving,No, not for drunk driving, how about for anything else related to drinking?
He seems to have left enough room to drive an enviromentaly friendy bus through.
25 posted on
07/02/2003 12:12:49 PM PDT by
StriperSniper
(Frogs are for gigging)
To: kattracks
The left will spin it like this: Bush quitting is bad, Dean quitting is 'good' somehow. After all, Dean says he never got a DUI, so he must be a better person, right?
They will of course have no problem making the verbal transition from how President Bush is an "alchy" to how courageous Dean is for beating the habit.
31 posted on
07/02/2003 12:22:36 PM PDT by
cake_crumb
(UN Resolutions=Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
To: kattracks
So he's contending for the "frat boy" vote?
33 posted on
07/02/2003 12:26:53 PM PDT by
theDentist
(Liberals can sugarcoat sh** all they want. I'm not biting.)
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