She's Baaaack! [re: America's Victim is back. In all her victim-ness]

CNSNews.com Commentary from Mullings.com ^ | June 06, 2003 | Rich Galen

[Stand Watch Listen]

From the Wyoming Stock Grower's Association
Cody, Wyoming

* America's Victim is back. In all her victim-ness.

* Hillary Rodham Clinton Rodham's new book, Living History, has put her right back into glare of the spotlight of the History through which we all lived.

* The book, according to Amazon.com, is 576 pages long. Many of them will talk about the Arkansas days. One suspects some of them will talk about the successful and unsuccessful political campaigns. Still others will discuss the policy matters which interested The Hillary when she was First Lady.

* About eight people care about all of those put together, and I'm not one of them. And neither are you.

* The only pages we care about, are the ones in which she discusses Monica Lewinsky. According to the advance material reported by the Associated Press, Hillary didn't know nothin' about no interns, until Bill told her.

* "I could hardly breathe," she wrote in a passage quoted by the AP. "Gulping for air, I started crying and yelling at him, 'What do you mean? What are you saying? Why did you lie to me?' "

* Passing on the purple prose for a moment here, either The Hillary was the last person in the known universe to recognize that Bill had lied to her, to the staff, to his Cabinet and to the nation; OR, she was a witting co-conspirator - permitting the lie and permitting - ordering, really - others to go out and lie on his behalf to continue their personal battle against the "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy."

* It was not, after all, as if The Hillary had plucked Bill out of a monastery. There had been a few random, sporadic reports of what might have been termed incidents of inappropriate behavior over the previous couple of decades.

* Nevertheless, Hillary chose to ignore it all and help direct the attacks against Republicans generally, and Ken Starr in particular.

* Until the DNA evidence which forced Bill to have to testify before the grand jury during which he gave the world, "it depends on what your definition of 'is,' is."

* Like the guy who tried the "Who are you gonna believe; Me? Or your lyin' eyes" defense, that "definition of is" stuff could not have been the type of unambiguous denial of infidelity that a suspicious spouse would have - or should have - been looking for.

* Then what did she do? Did she, recovering her breath, demand Bill do the right thing, and apologize to the nation, to his staff, and to his Cabinet? No. She enlisted their daughter in a bit of stagecraft to walk hand-in-hand between her and Bill to the helicopter enroute to the "family healing" vacation on Martha's Vineyard. Then she helped continue the attacks against the people who, as we now know, SHE knew, had been telling the truth all along.

* Who are the most thrilled people in America about all this? The nine Democrats who are attempting to gain their party's nomination for President.

* Talk about sucking the political oxygen - let's rephrase that - talk about using up all the political oxygen in the Democratic Party! Not only is Hillary everywhere, but here comes Bill suggesting there ought to be a do-over on the 22nd Amendment so people like him could run for a third term.

* Hillary does best when she is portrayed as The Victim. At least in the parts of her book which have been made public, she will be working hard to reprise her well-rehearsed role.

* On a more positive note, a stalwart of the Bush Administration is leaving his post effective COB today. Mitch Daniels, who has been the Director of the Office of Management and Budget, is resigning to return to Indiana to, as the buzz has it, run for Governor.

* When Mitch was confirmed by the Senate, this was the Mullings of January 24, 2001:
Mitch Daniels was confirmed as Director of the Office of Management and Budget yesterday. Reporters have called to ask me why Daniels, not noted as a numbers guy, should have gotten that job. My answer? "The word 'Management' is in the title ahead of the word 'Budget'.

* I was right. And for the same reason, Mitch will make a great Hoosier Governor.

* On the Secret Decoder Ring page today: A link to the Mitch Daniels item which was better known for including the business about how the Gore staff had trashed the Old Executive Office Building; and a Catchy Caption of the Day which will make your heart swell.

Richard A. Galen

[backhoe]

"Has that clinton "legacy" made you feel safer yet?"

Lest Americans ever forget why the clintons, and all their enablers need to be hectored, hounded, and harried into silence, until "clintonese is only spoken in Hell," look here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/765080/posts

The Clinton Files
various links | 10-08-02 | The Heavy Equipment Guy

 

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/723210/posts

Liars-- and Sleaze, Incorporated... ( my files on the clintons and friends )
various links | 7-27-02 | The Heavy Equipment Guy

 

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/fr/611951/posts

Hodgepodge O' Hillary
various links | 01-20-02 | backhoe

 

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/771000/posts

The Atomic Genie- what we have about North Korea's Nuclear program
various FR posts | 10-17-02 | The Heavy Equipment Guy

There are, of course, what I consider my "most damaging" set of hard-core links:

The Cost of Life (Clinton/Gore Sellout of Security for Campaign Contributions) **FR EXCLUSIVE** #2

CIA Officials Reveal What Went Wrong – Clinton to Blame

Is Bill Clinton Responsible for September 11?

Catastrophic intelligence Failure - Clinton's Bin Laden GATE

-Murder, Inc.--

-The number of "suicides" for people linked to this and other Clinton-related cases--

-ATTENTION BLOODHOUNDS--

-Women in the Clinton Era: Abuse,Intimidation and Smears--

-SEND JUANITA BROADDRICK VIDEO TO THOSE WHO WANT CLINTON TO SPEAK--

Nothing phony about response to Hillary at fete

Hillary's delegates spit on and taunt Police Honor Guard at her Convention

-Sen. Hillary Clinton--NewsMax.com Hot Topics--

Boo Hillary! The Video***

[metalboy]

"I could hardly breathe. Gulping for air, I started crying and yelling at him, 'What do you mean? What are you saying? Why did you lie to me? I was furious and getting more so by the second. He just stood there saying over and over again, "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I was trying to protect you and Chelsea."

And now another excerpt from the book......

itlery ran to her William in the pouring rain as she could not help herself. The conspirators had tried and tried to destroy their love, but their love was immortal, eternal and knew no bounds. Running out naked in the rain and dense fog and through a sunny field filled with chirping bluebirds toward her knight, she embraced her William like a iron clamp, "My love! My love!" she said as she gulped for air. Glorious music filled the air, harps and violins swelled and swelled to a bursting crescendo and they kissed, drinking in deeply the bottomless black pit of each others souls. They were as one and nothing could ever come between them again. William picked up his true love in his arms as Disney characters frolicked about them and flowers sprouted from Hitlerys golden sunshine hair. Angels appeared in the sky with harps and heavens light cast down upon them as her Prince carried her over the threshold of the mansion of the plantation, the servants from the taxpayers cheering as they passed. The rain poured harder and lighting began to strike, but golden sunshine showered down echoing the beating heart of love that Hitlery had for her Prince William. It was so long since they last met and again the music swelled as they passionately embraced each other. William manly kicked open the door of the bedroom as smoke blew out his nostrils and he threw Hitlery onto the bed that had a canopy of lace and silk. Harps and violins played as Hitlery said, "My William, William my love! Thy conspirators, have they no shame? Are they blind to our love? Their deceit shall never seperate our immortal flesh! We shall rule the universe of space and time and their nonsense of an intern will be all for naught." William suddenly grew silent and turned his head from her. Hitlery saw his sudden concern and said, "William? What is it my love?" "Hitlery, I have something to confess" he said as he sat down on the bed. "What is it William my love?" said Hitlery as she stared deeply into his eyes, her hand on his cheek. "I-I..I...I..... No I cannot tell you!" he said as he dramatically turned his head away raising the back of his hand over his face. He stood up and walked towards the window, the moonlight shining on his horns. The music was dramatic now and Hitlery could tell William was deeply concerned and she walked to him laying her hand over his and looking up into his red eyes."William, you know I love you! Our love knows no bounds! We shall live through this and our love will grow stronger and stronger evermore until the universe is ours and I am supreme ruler of both space time and dimension!" Hitlery could see the anguish growing in her Williams eyes and she said lovingly, "William, the conspirators...W-w-what they said cannot be true! Tell me William" William did not answer and hung his head low. The music grew ever more dramatic, low and intense..."William answer me!" Hitlery felt her heart beat ever harder as she began to gasp for air in her innocence..."William, I know the conspirators lied about your rape of Juanita, your affair with Gennifer, you sexual assault of Katherine, your sexual assault of the airline stewardess, your sexual assault of Paula. I know this too must also be a lie! Tell me my love..Tell me the intern is also a lie!" William said nothing but looked into Hitlerys eyes and his eyes said all she needed to know. Hitlery stepped back from William and felt her heart fall into the bottomless pit of her soulessness. She raised her hand to her chest as the back of her other hand rose across her mouth..."No! .N-N-N-NOOOOOOO NOOOO..Noooo! What are your eyes telling mine? They doth reveal unto me a truth which I cannot accept lest mine heart be savaged! " she said as she felt herself gulping for air as the tears began to well in her eyes! "Nooo" she said as she slapped him across the face and then ran from the room! William cried out to her, "My love! I was only trying to protect you and SoHo!" "Beygone from me, mine heart it doth crack, begone forever you betraying beast!" said Hitlery as she ran and ran! The music swelled dramatically...she felt her life and her heart sink away from her, destroyed for evermore as she ran down the stairs naked and out through the front door of the mansion and towards her magnificent white stallion, Whitewater. She jumped on the horse and it reared on it`s hind legs, whinnied and galloped away through the golden fields of mud as tears clouded her eyes. "No NO NO!!" she cried louder and louder as she gulped and gulped and gulped and gulped and gulped for air.."Noooo!" Her William had deceived her and her heart was smashed into oblivion! Whitewater sprinted across the meadows until Hitlery made it to the top of her favorite hillside, Hill Airy, and fell into a heap, in a wad of golden hay, and she cried and cried and cried!! "How? Why? Seems he a dove, his feathers are but borrowed say I!" All the thoughts she could not get out of her mind! The utterly unexpected betrayal of her innocence! She continued crying as heavens light shined down upon her, and she fell asleep. Finally after several hours, she awoke only to find her William standing over her. "You! I never want to see you again. Begone from me cad!" she screamed. William hung his head low, and said "OK, My love, I don`t blame you for hating me my love. But before I go, I have one word to say to you........Senator." Hitlery stood up and clamped herself around her William with her legs like Whitney Houston did with Bobby Brown. Their love was again eternal.

Stay tuned for the next episode from Hitlery Clinton, the renowed writer of romance...Tissues included with every book

[Elkiejg]

Oh my gosh - I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. YOU ARE SOOOO TALENTED!! This is priceless and should be sent to every media outlet across the country.

[Elkiejg]

I want to make sure all freepers read this - please post as a separate item. It's too good to miss.

[martin_fierro]

[Stand Watch Listen]

Hmmmmmm…first pic taken for the book cover……yet second pic taken during Hillary's first six months as Senator (re: Spring 2001)

Hmmmmmm... Airbrush,... botox,... radiance,... Photo Shop,... plastic surgery,... Dorian Gray,... DEAL WITH SATAN!!!,...

…you decide!!!

  

                 "Hmmmmm...I don't know, could it be...SATAN?!"

[RightOnline]

Absolutely, positively out-bloody-standing. Applause......:)

[NYpeanut]

This is the best...I...I...I'm gulping for air.

[NYpeanut]

metalboy's post is a Guilders must read--who's in charge of the ping list?

[LetsRok]

What this country does not want is a "victim" as President of the United States. Hillary will never be president thanks in part to this book. Can you imagine having her in charge during "9/11"? She would blame it all on a a VRWC and move on.

[TontoKowalski]

Y'all have GOT to check out post #3 on this thread. It is the funniest thing I have ever seen on FR!

[TontoKowalski]

"I-I..I...I..... No I cannot tell you!" he said as he dramatically turned his head away raising the back of his hand over his face. He stood up and walked towards the window, the moonlight shining on his horns.

Outstanding! I nearly peed myself laughing when I got to the above excerpt...the moonlight shining on his horns! LMAO!

[chiefqc]

She's even older and uglier than I've ever seen her.

"Hey crusty, whatever you're doing to make you look so bad keep it up. I fully approve".

[commish]

BRAVO! BRAVO!

[proud American in Canada]

"It's too good to miss."


Elkiejg's right... check out the post in #3, it's definitely too good to miss!

[Aquamarine]

Didn't she also lose her best friend?

[freekitty]

Remember when the Clintoons were campaigning and the woman issue came up. There they were talking(lying)about it on tv and right after the show; a big old light fell down. Talk about divine intervention. Those two should take the hint.

[lilylangtree]

That was good. Some of my purple passion novels aren't nearly as good. More, more, more, more, more, more, more!

[summer]

RE your post #12 - ROTFLMAO! Tonto, that is very funny!!! I especially enjoyed this line:

"William manly kicked open the door of the bedroom"

LOL....metalboy, I think you are a romance writer in your spare time -- yes? :)