I am a Democrat because we don't care where you are today, but where you dream you want to be tomorrow. But God forbid if you dream of smoking a cigarette, own a gun, farm, lumber or build a house on your property, worship God in a public or private place, pay fewer or no taxes, reduce the size of the government, start and grow your own business, or express an opinion that differs from the official DNC position, then you're out of luck.
If you believe that bringing down the Bush administration is a top priority even if it means bringing down the USA, then you are a democrat. If you believe when the USA crumbles it will be replaced with a socialist state with you in a leadership role, then you are a democrat. If you voted for Clinton and are not ashamed of this today, then you are a democrat.