*** BAGHDAD BOB ALERT *** INC: Former Iraqi information minister negotiates surrender deal

Al Bawaba, The Middle East Gateway ^ | April 27, 2003 | AlBawaba.com

[buickmackane]

INC: Former Iraqi information minister negotiates surrender deal

27-04-2003, 20:56

An official at Iraq's leading opposition group, the Iraqi National Congress (INC) has disclosed to Al Bawaba that in the past two days there has been contacts with Mohammad Said al-Sahaf, Saddam Hussein's Information Minister, regarding his surrender. According to Nabil al Musawi, the deal will be completed soon.

Musawi said that although al-Sahaf's name is not included on the list of most wanted Iraqis by US forces, "he is wanted by the Iraqis".

Last week, the Portuguese daily Diario de Noticias reported that the minister whose briefings made him a worldwide celebrity during the recent war, tried to hand himself in via a contact with Portuguese journalists. (Albawaba.com)

[libertylover]

I still think he should go to work as clinton's press secretary - a perfect match. The question is: with clinton telling lies and then Bagdad Bob telling his version of what clinton said, might we actually get to the truth?

BTW, is Al Bawaba owned by Barbara Walters (Baba Wawa)?

[gulfcoast6]

THERE YOU ARE DEMOCRACTS! Now you can have your official 'spokesman' for your party!!!!

[LizardQueen]

My bet is that he's going to end up on Letterman by the end of the year.

LQ

[Fighting Irish]

"...He is not surrendering. He is actually capturing an American unit, while unarmed..."

Waaaayyyy too funny.......I spilled my coffee upon reading this.

[dansangel]

Monday Mornin' PING! :-)

[putupon]

I suspected he was lying when he said he was dead.

[Mixer]

ppaul,

That animated gif is great.

[ThomasMore]

It's amazing how people are getting rich off this baffoon!

[ThomasMore]

[MattGarrett]

It's the American way, man. One of the things that makes our country the freest and greatest nation on earth.

CAPITALISM!

[ppaul]

That animated gif is great.

Thanks.
But the audio is even better!

[DED]

The way our legal system works, you can bet a BUNCH of lawyers will offer to sue for a percentage of the profits if they're HIGH.

If profits are poor, the lawyers will sue on the grounds that he's been defamed by the portrayal of him as a doll. And they'll trademark his comments and sue for having the doll speak the phrases.

No, wait, any lawyer worth his fee in ambulances will sue for ALL THREE.

[DED]

And not a moment too soon!

The question is, can he rise to the occasion and LIE at the rate the DNC will expect?

[DED]

I know he's not running, but I think Sahaf would actually be perfect with Tom Daschle. But then, Daschle doesn't need Sahaf, as he lies for himself quite well. But I guess that's why you posted him with George Bush - Bush tells the truth, so you're suggesting he needs help in the lying category. And now that I think about it, NONE of the Democrats need Sahaf.

[DED]

He would also make a great replacement for the car salesman on the old Isuzu ads!

[Constantine XIII]

Naw, there's a spot for him at Wrigley Field:

"The Cubs will win the Series in four games, trampling the filthy Yankees beneath their feet!"

Hey, at least we Cubbie fans would feel better! ;o)

[MattGarrett]

This guy needs his own spot on Saturday Night Live! Hire him to do Weekend Update! It'll breathe new life into that show!

[Dan Walsh]

You've found the only guy who lies more than Baghdag Bob!!

[areafiftyone]

Aint' love grand? Clinton has found his true love!

[sheikdetailfeather]

You know. The more I look at his expression in the Microsoft picture, the more I think he could do SNL! "Bill! You stupid infadel slut!"