Rampaging Kanagroos Terrorise Towns, "...residents cowering in their homes"

Agence France-Presse ^ | April 11, 2003 | staff writer

[BlueLancer]

"And you think you have problems with the moose population? "

Eh? I don't see any Møøse problem.

[x1stcav]

Damned things always get rambunctious during mating season.

[chuknospam]

Victoria may have to have a re-think over their outlaw of guns. Or the roos will rule.

The government will just create the Roo Police at an immense cost to the citizens in lieu of allowing them to have guns. Simply call the Roo Police, they will protect you, wait 30 days for them to show up, fill out lots of forms, pay for a permit, wait for approval, wait for the Roo Police to return to take care of the problem. By then the Roo will have moved on or died of old age.

[beachn4fun]

hey, I don't see no cross-hairs in this picture!!!

[Diddle E. Squat]

I think I see a cigarette dangling from the snarl of one of those 'roos.

[WillVoteForFood]

These kangaroos present no threat to anyone. They are the ones cowering in fear. I have personally cut the ears off of one and we will hobble the rest of them soon. They will make a fine stew.

[never4get]

EVERYONE, JOIN HANDS AND SING ALONG.......

Skippy, Skippy

Skippy the Bush Kangaroo

Skippy, Skippy

Skippy, our friend ever true

[Lee Heggy]

Almost as horrifying as the stampeading herds of thousands of Pomeranians that swept out of the western steppes and nearly begged and licked 18th century Europe to it's knees. Old people would tell of the terror of the low dust cloud on the horizon...the soft thunder of thousands of paws on the tundra and the sharp yapping above it all. Frenzied rolling and spinning while the final treat was doled out. Then they would be gone leaving only soiled rugs and balls of fur floating in the wind...

[goose]

LMAO!

[Frankss]

they look like deer,30-30 is your ansewer

[skinkinthegrass]

NO!...NO!...not the MOOSE again...{\g}

[skinkinthegrass]

...By then the Roo will have moved on or died of old age.

Try the Holy Hand Grenade, Quick... :)

[yankeedame]

Almost as horrifying as the stampeading herds of thousands of Pomeranians that swept out of the western steppes and nearly begged and licked 18th century Europe to it's knees. Old people would tell of the terror of the low dust cloud on the horizon...the soft thunder of thousands of paws on the tundra and the sharp yapping above it all. Frenzied rolling and spinning while the final treat was doled out. Then they would be gone leaving only soiled rugs and balls of fur floating in the wind...

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LOL!!!!