[conservababeJen]

Thanks for sharing :)
My mom on Klinton: "sex isn't a crime"
My mom on my conservatism: "How did my only child turn into such a fanatical-rightwing-fascist?"
My mom on the war: "I don't trust GW, he's an oil monger"
My mom on Ann Coulter: "I hate that bitch"
My mom on 2000 pres election: "Al Gore was robbed"
My mom on Foxnews: "liars"
*sigh*

[woofie]

Were you adopted?

[areafiftyone]

LOL - Does your mom know about DU? SHHHH don't tell her! ;-)

[Donna Lee Nardo]

ROTFLMAO!

[NYC Republican]

Wow! Don't know how old you are... assuming you're still living at home... Bet you can't wait to move out, huh?

[mabelkitty]

Hang in there, honey, I turned big time.

However, I brought along my younger sister to boot.

I've also brought along a co-worker whose mom is a big time Lib fundie. She hates my gutts.

[San Jacinto]

Gee, all of those same comments could have come from my Ex-wife. (I know there is no such thing as divorcing mom. Maybe she will come around.)

[KayEyeDoubleDee]

*sigh*

Liberal friends I can handle (barely), but liberal family members? That would drive me crazy.

[Keith]

My mom on Klinton: "sex isn't a crime"

Except that in laws passed by Clinton's congress, having sex with a 21 year old subordinate IS!

My mom on my conservatism: "How did my only child turn into such a fanatical-rightwing-fascist?"

Mom, I didn't know you were Saddam Hussein's mother as WELL!!Oh, you mean me...well, seems like I had better reproduce A LOT to cancel out your vote.

My mom on the war: "I don't trust GW, he's an oil monger"

Yea, Mom, it's in his back yard and he wants it at $2 a gallon cuz he knows that will guarantee him re-election.

My mom on Ann Coulter: "I hate that bitch"

yea, but she has great legs and is smart as a whip. I wanna be a bitch like that someday.

My mom on 2000 pres election: "Al Gore was robbed"

yes, and I am SO GRATEFUL! Wait till you see how we are gonna steal the election next time!

My mom on Foxnews: "liars"

yea, truth hurts. but it's Daschele's pants that are on fire.

[goodnesswins]

LOL....were YOU adopted?

[cgk]

"My mom on Ann Coulter: 'I hate that bitch'"

If we know Ann, that is one of her most favorite compliments, because it means they can't even BEGIN to disagree with her. :)

[alwaysconservative]

My mom on Klinton: "sex isn't a crime" My mom on my conservatism: "How did my only child turn into such a fanatical-rightwing-fascist?" My mom on the war: "I don't trust GW, he's an oil monger" My mom on Ann Coulter: "I hate that bitch" My mom on 2000 pres election: "Al Gore was robbed" My mom on Foxnews: "liars"

LOL! You might want to start her on my personal 6-step program. Have her read, in the following order, these books (including ALL footnotes!):

1. How I Accidentally Joined the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy (and found inner peace) by Harry Stein

2. The Ten Things You Can't Say in America by Larry Elder

3. The New Thought Police by Tammy Bruce

4. Uncivil Wars by David Horowitz

5. The Skeptical Environmentalist by Bjorn Lomborg

6. The Quest for Cosmic Justice by Thomas Sowell

All by avowed former leftists who saw the light and weren't afraid to step towards it. If your mother was involved in raising someone as smart as you, maybe there's hope for her yet!

[SendShaqtoIraq]

My mom on Klinton: "sex isn't a crime" Maybe not, but extramarital sex is a sin. My mom on my conservatism: "How did my only child turn into such a fanatical-rightwing-fascist?" You grew up, moved out, completed your education and had your eyes opened to the real world. My mom on the war: "I don't trust GW, he's an oil monger" If he wanted Iraqi oil, all he had to do was ignore the UN sanctions and buy it anyway. My mom on Ann Coulter: "I hate that bitch" A bitch is a female dog. My mom on 2000 pres election: "Al Gore was robbed" Not according to the Constitution and Electoral College. According to the "Al Gore was robbed" coalition, the office of the President was also stolen by: Rutherford B Hayes, 1876, 4,036,298 to 4,300,590 for his opponent Samuel Tilden; and Benjamin Harrison, 1888, 5,439,853 to 5,540,309 for his opponent Grover Cleveland. My mom on Foxnews: "liars" Sorry, I'm stuck for a comeback for this one. I'm sure someone else here can help you out!