"I will go to the White House on my knees on cut glass"

http://www.gershcomedy.com ^ | April 9, 2003 | self

[angkor]

Jeneane Garafalo needs to be reminded of her commitment made on March 6, e.g., to crawl over glass and apologize to GWB and (shiver) Thomas Friedman over her rants about Iraq.

You can go to http://www.gershcomedy.com, click "Contact Gersh" on the left, and remind them of their client's promise.

O'REILLY: If you are wrong… and if the United States - and they will, this is going to happen - goes in, liberates Iraq [with] people in the street, American flags, hugging our soldiers… you gonna apologize to George W. Bush?

GARAFALO: I would be so willing to say, "I'm sorry". I hope to God that I can be made a buffoon of, that people will say, "You were wrong. You were a fatalist". And I will go to the White House on my knees on cut glass and say, "Hey, you and Thomas Friedman were right… I shouldn't have doubted you"…

- Transcript from The Pulse 3/6/03

[Slip18]

I was waiting for this thread to begin!

Do you think her mommy is going to have to kiss her knees for her when she cuts them up?

[Russell Scott]

She's waiting for Alec Baldwin to leave the country.

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[tuckrdout]

Kissing American Marines!!

[annyokie]

See the misery! FU, Janeane.

[newzhawk]

Jeanine God- awful-ho

[Steven W.]

I suggest the glass be broken from the bottles of chemicals stored in the basement of the torture chambers in Basra and Nassiriya used to pour over people and torture them alive.

[SirAllen]

Bloody knees bump!

[SMEDLEYBUTLER]

Garafalo

[annyokie]

[Cyber Liberty]

I mentioned on an earlier thread about this that I see an opportunity for investment in Neosporin futures....

[LurkerNoMore!]

We may need to empty some bottles....

[Notwithstanding]

Go here for the transcript:

http://216.239.33.100/search?q=cache:d-hlLpmN-eYJ:www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,83365,00.html+%22would+be+so+willing+to+say,+%22I%27m+sorry%22.+I+hope+to+God+that+I+can+be+made+a+buffoon%22&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

[shotgun]

This was overheard in New York by Bill Cilnton who responded:

"Why does all the really good things happen after I leave! Shoot I had to sneak them women in during my term!"

[zingzang]

I sent a message to her management company, but there was no confirmation that the message was sent. They're probably overloaded with messages from Freepers right now. Keep up the good work!!

[Slip18]

Hahahahahaha! Or Band-Aids futures . . .

[Im Your Huckleberry]

Get your Bactine out, Janeane...

[Wondervixen]

How's about someone pulling from the Hannity & Colmes program where Michael Moore-on made a wager with Sean that Bush WILL be impeached for "something" by the end of 2002?

Where is HIS come-uppance?

[Hodar]

I sent the following letter to The O'Rielly Factor:

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Mr. O’Reilly;

Recently, you had an entertainer on your show, who was an outspoken Anti-Bush, Anti-war protester. Among her statements was the following:

O'REILLY: If you are wrong… and if the United States - and they will, this is going to happen - goes in, liberates Iraq [with] people in the street, American flags, hugging our soldiers… you gonna apologize to George W. Bush?

GARAFALO: I would be so willing to say, "I'm sorry". I hope to God that I can be made a buffoon of, that people will say, "You were wrong. You were a fatalist". And I will go to the White House on my knees on cut glass and say, "Hey, you and Thomas Friedman were right… I shouldn't have doubted you"…

- Transcript from The Pulse 3/6/03

This is perhaps the ONLY thing I am interesting in hearing from this ‘entertainer’.

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I would encourage other Freepers to write similar letters, and mail them to oreilly@foxnews.com. If nothing else, it will certainly make Jeanine aware that words have meaning.