Knock, Knock, Knock...
"Can Saddam come out and play?"
Tell the Minister to open the curtains!! That big Cheerio you see is the end of a "big" gun attached to a big tank.
Just out of curiousity I pulled out my trusty BILL CLINTON PARSOMETER (tm) that thanlfully has been sitting idle since Jan 20, 2001. I ran the Minister's quote's through it and here are the results :
*** Statement is correct. We are not near baghdad. For all intents and purposes we are IN BAGHDAD!"