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1 posted on 03/18/2003 9:31:24 AM PST by knighthawk
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2 posted on 03/18/2003 9:31:50 AM PST by knighthawk
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To: knighthawk
For the last year, we have had the world's longest cock. Let's throw.

Not gonna say a word ...

3 posted on 03/18/2003 9:34:23 AM PST by ClearCase_guy
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To: knighthawk
Now that's a headline to draw a conservative in. Let me fill my coffee mug and extend my break 7 more minutes.
5 posted on 03/18/2003 9:38:14 AM PST by 7 x 77
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Such a man cannot be happy at the sight of the Guinean tail wagging the French rectum of the British hind quarters of the American dog.

The man is brilliant.

It isn't that he can come up with these lines. It's that he can do it consistently. Very few of his columns don't have at least one "laugh out loud" line in it.

6 posted on 03/18/2003 9:39:48 AM PST by TomB
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Such a man cannot be happy at the sight of the Guinean tail wagging the French rectum of the British hind quarters of the American dog.

My life has changed since I installed a spittle screen on my monitor...

7 posted on 03/18/2003 9:40:39 AM PST by Billthedrill
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And at the BBC they fell upon it deliriously as evidence that heartless old Rumsfeld would be happy to have Bush's poodle put down and served up at the South Korean farewell banquet with nary a thought:

Get it? Dog meat. Korea. Haha.

8 posted on 03/18/2003 9:43:44 AM PST by far sider
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To: knighthawk
Another great Steyn post....this one has some zingers that are hallmarks.

BTTT
11 posted on 03/18/2003 9:49:14 AM PST by wardaddy (that cock line???....I was thought it was the girth that mattered)
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Wow. Thanks for an excellent piece, KH.
12 posted on 03/18/2003 9:49:32 AM PST by keri
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Rumsfeld offends many countries because he says the truth.

They can't handle that.

15 posted on 03/18/2003 9:56:02 AM PST by Dog Gone
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16 posted on 03/18/2003 9:56:38 AM PST by Thud
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To: knighthawk
The incomparable Steyn discusses the incomparable Rummy....
18 posted on 03/18/2003 10:00:37 AM PST by Gritty
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I just woke up my wife with my laughter... and we were at opposite corners of the house.
19 posted on 03/18/2003 10:03:05 AM PST by Celtjew Libertarian (No more will we pretend that our desire/For liberty is number-cold and has no fire.)
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"A few days after September 11th, he observed, "If you're going to cock it, you throw it." For the last year, we have had the world's longest cock. Let's throw."

Only Steyn...

24 posted on 03/18/2003 10:08:41 AM PST by rudypoot
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"...elderly schoolgirl columnist Maureen Dowd..."

Ha ha

27 posted on 03/18/2003 10:16:02 AM PST by headsonpikes
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To: knighthawk
Rumsfeld was Bush's best cabinet pick, by far. He's tough, intelligent, forthright, and a leader. Hell, I think he would make a great President. The old Princeton wrestler can grapple with the best of them.
29 posted on 03/18/2003 10:23:11 AM PST by kabar
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My personal favorite:

There are no hard and fast rules, but when Baroness Amos, Britain's Minister for Africa, is chasing M. de Villepin around the dark continent because Guinea's presidential witchdoctor is advising against war (really), it's hard not to feel that, even by diplomatic standards, the whole thing has become too unmoored from reality.

31 posted on 03/18/2003 10:30:05 AM PST by aBootes
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For the last year, we have had the world's longest cock

absolutely ROFLMAO

33 posted on 03/18/2003 10:35:08 AM PST by holdmuhbeer
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Once again, I bow to a master columnist - the likes of which I have yet to find.
Steyn mega-BUMP!
35 posted on 03/18/2003 10:47:55 AM PST by HanneyBean
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"The New York Times' elderly schoolgirl columnist Maureen Dowd"
38 posted on 03/18/2003 11:03:00 AM PST by Shermy
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To: knighthawk
Ever since Frank Sinatra died in 1998 and Don Rumsfeld came into office as George W. Bush' Sec. Of Defense in 2000,
I've wondered if anyone could fill in Frank Sinatra role as a take charge and hold-no quarter type of human,
and I believe we finally have: "It's Don Rumsfelds world and we just live in it". LOL
48 posted on 03/18/2003 12:07:07 PM PST by Pagey (Hillary Rotten is a Smug , Holier-Than-Thou Socialist.)
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