LOL! It's so sweet to be right.
He called the Guinea president of the UN Security Council for instructions.
That guy called Kofi for instructions.
Kofi called Chiraq who called Ammanpour who called Peter Jennings who called Bill Clinton who called Beijing who called Pyongyang.
Kim then call Jimmuh, but Jimmy was busy tilting at rabbits.
Anyway, the in-country guy decided to listen to the 300K+ troops waiting to kick butt, and um, his notes on all the
previously known, but unaccounted for, chemical and biological weapons.
So, he called Kofi back to say take this job and shove it.
What was Kofi's first clue?
He was listening to Sheryl Crow and had an epiphany. |