SEVERE EARTHQUAKE IN FRANCE

via email ^ | 3-4-03 | N/A

[JustPiper]

I know this has been posted twice today but I think it should stay bumped until it reaches Chirac and Iraq!

[Mr. Mojo]

It's long past time that we bring those brave warriors back home.

[Flavius]

thanks for posting this

[TSgt]

Glad to see it again!

May their ghosts haunt the French!

[unixfox]

God moves in mysterious ways.

[SamAdams76]

Chirac & Roll
Iraq & Roll

[JustPiper]

Don't know if you've read this, if not you will love it, if you have, you will love it again ;)

An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread,butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

French man: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"

American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

French: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The American listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

American: "Of Course."

Frenchman: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states."

The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"

Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and

sell them to France."

[mhking]

I know this has been posted twice today but I think it should stay bumped until it reaches Chirac and Iraq!

Already twice before today and I don't know how many times in the past week. Please. No more.

[southland]

ping

[xJones]

We should also note that we pay Millions of dollars on RENT for these cemeteries plus the cost of Maintenance, let us remove them (our military dead) and give their land back to them.

We pay rent? I never heard that before. Do you have any references?

[ChadGore]

Chiraq hasn't made the case that this is serious enough for aid from USA, so I don't think we're ready to commit any help just yet.

[noutopia]

God bless our war dead,God please Damn the French.

[JustPiper]

Now if you have not seen this you must LOL!!!

Click Here

[JustPiper]

thanks for posting this

Your more than welcome ;)

[Calpernia]

click here

[JustPiper]

Thank you for that link, I am still trying to deal with Have You Forgotten.

[Barnacle]

…I think it should stay bumped until it reaches Chirac..

I would have sent it, but thought you’d enjoy the honor yourself.

http://www.elysee.fr/ang/ecrire/mail_.htm

[Calpernia]

That was hysterical! Thanks for that link!