[A CA Guy]

Using the French would be unfair. If our troops stand downwind from the French, the smell of the French could be a weapon of mass odor!

[FredZarguna]

Using the French would be unfair. If our troops stand downwind from the French, the smell of the French could be a weapon of mass odor!

This assumes--quite possibly incorrectly--that the French would not actually smell better dead than alive.