BREAKING NEWS!!! SADDAM ATTACKING PREMPTIVELY???

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[Drewman626]

7:53pm EST

FoxNews Alert just reported that Iraqi troops have left Baghdad with heavy artillary and are heading south to the Kuwaiti boarder. More troops with SCUD missle launchers are heading west. The thought is that Saddam is about to attack our troops.

This is breaking news and details are few and far between.

TURN ON FOX

[Constantine XIII]

Wow, is he REALLY this dumb?

[null and void]

Agreed. What happens if an Iraqi jeep backfires? Headlines = "WAR STARTS!!!!!!"

Noooo,

Agreed. What happens if an Iraqi jeep backfires? Headlines = "WAR FARTS!!!!!!"

[Ciexyz]

RE: Post 586

Scary scenarios. But an interesting read.

[null and void]

I'm guessing that there's nothing to this report. We're still on "Bert"

[Madcelt]

until you mentioned XXII.. I had completely forgotten that clause. Dude ya scared me! I gonna have nightmares tonight,I can see it Pres H Clinton and the 1st Hubby. YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHH.

[Constantine XIII]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Hillary R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[null and void]

Welcome to my world.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Enough to drive a sane person crazy so I cannot imagine what it would do to a tyrant!

It drives him sane? Nah.

It pushes his egotistcal criminal brain to jump? Perhaps.

We need to take out these advances before they set up in range of our forces. I liked that MOAB device.

[ampat]

That's great news. Now they are out in the open just like during Desert Storm. Bring on the B-52's.

[ffusco]

They'll ditch and RUN on foot as soon as they are over the horizon- if they have any brains at all.

[zbogwan2]

Maybe the Iraqis will tie Hans Blix on their first Scud that they fire. They're probably nauseated at Blix's cowardliness and want to give him an Iraqi send off?

It doesn't hurt to dream?

[ffusco]

The IDF takes no sass!

[PhiKapMom]

I think MOAB would be the perfect welcoming gift for the Iraqi's that Saddam is sending to the borders!

[null and void]

Nope. Dream on...

[Madcelt]

Night all. Thanks to null and void, I will have nightmares tonight. ya know ya coulda taken it a little easier on me there did'nt ya!(hee hee)Good night.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Hillary R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

What's this? Some kind of Celtic Voodoo curse?

[P.O.E.]

he will demonstrate a real backbone

This tempest in the UN teapot will soon appear unreal and trivial, and will fade from the public consciousness. What's going on in the environs of Iraq is real, with real people, real bombs, and real danger. That's where the main focus is. The media has to report on something, so you're being fed the UN drumbeat by the 24 news channels.

[concerned about politics]

I liked that MOAB device.

I heard the vibration from that thing could be felt all the way to New Orleans (and the French quarter immediatly surrendered!)

[null and void]

The secret is DON'T SLEEP!