White I: "Surrender and America Shall Set You FRee!!"

The libertartian Underground ^ | 10 March 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

The Liberation of Iraq is Imminent...it is imperative that the Iraqi folks who wish to be LIBERATED demonstrate to their American LIBERATORS that they are not supportive of Soddom'sInsane's TYRANNY by waving white flags with their hands in the air. White flags will display to All the World that the Iraqi People realize that America is NOT Conquering them, just FReeing them from Oppression!!

We must INFORM the Iraqi people by whatever means necessary, "We are from America, we are here to HELP!!"

[Mudboy Slim]

When American troops move into Iraq, the Iraqi People will celebrate their Liberation by waving WHITE FLAGS of Peace!! Spread the word...MUD

[Bismark]

White flags? Why should they wave the French flag?

[Mudboy Slim]

The FRench have flown the white flag of liberation on more than one occasion as American troops Liberated THEM from Tyranny!!

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

HA!!!

Know something?

...you're crazier than a loon.

[conservativemusician]

Alright, you've had yer coffee, now pick that thing up and play something!

[Happygal]

Know something? ...you're crazier than a loon.

How crazy are loons these days? ;-)

[Landru]

"How crazy are loons these days?"

C-r-a-z-y.

Or at least as nutso as a Mockingbird in the springtime.
If you were sitting next to me right now?
I'd make a Loon's call to/for ya, too; then you'd understand.

...& you would laugh 'till ya cried.

[Landru]

"Alright, you've had yer coffee, now pick that thing up and play something!"

I plan on it, Mr.A.; 'lest, I get trapped at this place (God bless it...) & accomplish nothing a'tall, today.
Thanks for the nudge.
Lord knows a nudge is more compassionate than the kick in the ass, I deserve.

~eh, BTW?
I went to the site you provided me -- www.comicbox.com -- & found some French site with what looked like some kind of *French* comic character. (~which seemed kinda silly to me, since, all they'd have to do is show a .jpeg of any French military unit & there'd be a shitload of comic characters. Completely unnecessary to have to *invent* one, for chrissakes.)
Anyway, is that what you'd intended??

Bear in mind Mudboy had made reference (in passing) to a -- www.coSmicbox.com -- which I also tried; assuming, one you had to be right. ;^)
But that URL came up snake eyes.

Where'd I go wrong?

...what am I missing, here?

[Mudboy Slim]

I've heard...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"How crazy are loons these days? ;-)"

Purty durned...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

TRY THIS!!

Yer welcome...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Play something?!!!

"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")

Whew...

Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!

Bubba...why'd you run for president?!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!

Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!

(hauntingly kewl guitar solo by CM!!)

Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!

Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!

Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, BOY, you shall fry!!

Mudboy Slim

Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD

1 posted on 09/11/2002 9:12 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

Howzat?! MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"John Ashcroft"
(To be sung to Waylon Jennings' "Amanda")

I've held it all in, Lord...God knows I've tried...
But it's an awful awakening in a patriot's life...
To know of Left's tyranny and Slick's shameless lies...
We put "OUR GUYS" in Justice, then they IGNORE Clinton's CRIMES...

John Ashcroft, please do what's Right!!
Fate...it SHALL force you to INDICT Left's blight!!
John Ashcroft, put up a Fight!!
Patriots will help you when you do what's Right!!

That's what's special 'bout FReepers, folks, we understand...
The pleasures of fightin' Slick's BigMoneyMan.
T-Mac screwed o'er the Teamsters...his crimes are OBSCENE.
Now Ashcroft's in Power, Fer Justice We FReep!!

John Ashcroft, Fight Fer What's Right...
Left, they may hate you, but they'll learn our Might!!
John Ashcroft, Slick we'll INDICT...
Fate shall then make Bill his Cell-Buddy's "wife"!!

Mudboy Slim


4 posted on 09/11/2002 9:26 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[conservativemusician]

Dude, it's cosmicbox.TV

They're having problems with the server and the site is down "temporarily", I'm told. It will be up again soon, though.

A French site? Oy, what a way to bring you down!LOL

A friend e-mailed me some great quotes this weekend:

Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your accordian......Norman Schwarzkopf( I think that's the spelling)

I'd rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me...... George Patton.

There was a whole bunch more that I don't remember off-hand, but some really funny stuff.

Now, go play a song!

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'd rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me..." ... George Patton.

Ouch...that hurt...MUD

[conservativemusician]

Ain't that some funny s#!t!

[Landru]

Thanks Mud, that worked just fine.

Some thoughts & initial impressions, here.

Mike?
As I sat & listened to "Sunshine" I couldn't help but be transported back to 1967-68-69. Years that brought us "The Robbs," or "Paul Revere & The Raiders" to name only two icons from the dozens of successful groups born during those wonderful years.

Those exceptionally good years were golden ones for music & the industry, overall, & I think you'd have to agree?
Would've found me (& millions of ordinary American kids just like me) behind the wheel of my muscle car, a pretty babe seated next to me, as we listened to the AM Pop tunes we so dearly loved and are sorely missing, today.
Was a *real* flashback, alright.

But then -- within the same song, "Sunshine" -- you guys shift gears from Pop into Hard Rock.
With the help of your excellent lead singer, quite suddenly there's a morph into the likes of which I haven't heard since Deep Purple & their hayday of the early 70s.

Your solo was pretty damned good, my friend; and, I've known a few pretty accomplished Lead players in my day, too.
Hell, I could have coffee mainlined directly into my viens 24&7 'till I die and probably never come near to your mastery of the instrument as it stands right now. Fact.
Simply supurb; but, more importantly??
Fun to listen to.

I'm guessing you have a rhythm player, & the mix -- at times -- made it somewhat difficult to hear your subtle licks & riffs; still, it's a "rock" group so that, plus the loud percussion, is to be expected.

This endevour's a learning experience for each one of you guys; and, as Harry Chapin so wisely wrote, "It's got to be the goin', not the gettin' there that's good."
So, you're all making memories & that's the bottom line from my POV.
That the sound you're making is also damned good??
Sauce for the goose.

Big point I'd like to emphasize is that y'all have a *chemistry*, are well practiced, & very successful in generating a good, hard & driving beat which can be heard as well as felt -- as it must be -- IF it's to even stand a chance.
Not only did this listener) find the "sound" extremely attractive; but, also believe it's something that'd sell, & sell big. (IF "the business" will permit it...)

Well, I was compelled to purchase a copy of your CD; so, we'll hear what else your band thought worthy of recording on -- what I believe is -- your first CD?

...interesting, to say the least.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Justa Prison 'HO!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rollin' Stone")

Once upon a time, you spewed yer lies...
Danced the Bubba Jive with yo' wife...WE WARNED YOU!!
Mudboy wrote and sang, "Beware, BOY, yer bound to fall..."
What ya think?! [that] we wuz...kiddin' you?!!

You used to...prance about...
Brain-dead Elitists...hangin' out.
Now, FOB's don't talk so loud...
Now they don't seem so proud...
About knowin' yer cellmate, Bubba, makes you squeeeeeeeeeeeal!!!
How does it feeeel?! Slick, how does it feeeel?!
Knowin' Prison's yer home...just a rock-crushin' ho'!!
Justa Prison Drone!!!

Ahhh...you went to the finest schools...
Alright, Slick Willie, but you know you only used to get...juiced in it!!
You never learned, BOY, how to live within walls concrete...
And now yer gonna have to get...used to it!!
You say you never told them lies...
Never raped Lady J...didn't know about the spies...
We're not buyin' yer ol' alibis...
Slick, we'll avenge all them children...YOU have fried!!
Now, you say, "Do we want to...Make A Deal?!!"
I DON'T THINK SO!!!!
How does it feeeel?! Bill, how does it feeeel?!!
To be on yer own...with yer whole Legacy Blown...
Do ya hear me now?! Yer just a Chi-Com 'HO!!!

Ahh you...never turned around to see the frowns...
On yer spokesmen and yer clowns who all did...tricks fer you.
Slick, it's understood that you ain't no good...
Real Men wouldn't let Ol' Butch Reno take yer...licks fer you!!
You used to ride on Air Force One with ol' Arafat...
Then you sold all our nukes to them Chinese cats...
Ain't it hard...when you discover that...
Yer no longer, BOY, where it's at?!!
Tell me, Slick, whatcha want fer yer last meal?!!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Gonna make you kneel...
Willie, yer on yer own...in the FReeper Zone!!
Yep...a complete unknown...Slick, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!

Ahhh...wake up, all of you Sheeple...FReep the Elites...
They're all partyin'...thinkin' Slick's...got it made!!
Showerin' Slick with precious gifts...
Where Slick's goin' them cellmates don't like TRAITORS...
They don't take kindly to RAPE!!
You used to be...so amused...
At my Mudboy Songs and my "Radical RightWing Views"...
Come to me...and kneel down...let's make some News!!
Slick, beg to me, "Mudboy, please don't tighten the noose!!"
Yer vulnerable now...and all yer secrets, we'll reveal!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?!! Willard, HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!!
To know you'll be DETHRONED!! Knowin' Prison's yer next home!!
Just a rock-crushin' 'HO!!! JUSTA PRISON DRONE!!!!

(Sweet harp to fade)

MUD

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Operation SST...PROCEED PER SCHEDULE!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHmmmmmmmmmmmm...MUD!!

1 Posted on 07/22/2000 07:29:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder!!)

[conservativemusician]

Oh man.

[Mudboy Slim]

"When the LeftWing Breaks!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks...")

If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break...
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!

Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh...
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan...
Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.

RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!!
All DemRATS have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.

Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no...
Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem PrisonBlues!! ah~ooh-hooh.

All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh,
Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.

Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, hahhh.
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahhh.
Hey! Oh!

We're rollin'...
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down,
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' do__wn.

Ahhh~oooh~ohh.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh. Mudboy Slim


497 posted on 10/16/2002 10:55 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim