HERE'S MY TOP TEN USES FOR DUCT TAPE
10. GOOD FOR HOLDING TOGETHER BROKEN FLAGPOLES
09. GOOD FOR CLOSING BOXES UP
08. TAPEING THE MOUTHS OF A.N.S.W.E.R.
07. GOOD FOR COVERING UNSIGHTLY HOLES (LIKE TOM DASCHILE'S )
O6. ASK BILL CLINTON
05. CAN BE SUBSITUTED FOR BANDAGES (JUST ASK BILL CLINTON)
04. COVER WINDOWS IN CASE OF AN ATTACK BY THOSE THINGS THAT WILL KILL YOU ANYWAY.
03. COVER UP THE NUDE STATUES.
02. USE TO COVER SADDAM HUSSEIN'S EYES WHEN MEEKNMING GETS READY TO SHOOT HIM
01. AND THE NUMBER ONE USE FOR DUCT TAPE IS