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DFU SONG: Lodi (human shield buses stuck in Beirut)
DFU SONG PARODIES
| 3-2003
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 03/05/2003 11:41:45 AM PST by doug from upland
MIDI - LODI - look under Creedence Clearwater
It was six weeks ago…when we set out on the road
We were the human shields…we were set to explode
Things weren't as expected…and Saddam is really a brute
We have buses stuck in Beirut
He told us where to go…one place was a power plant
We know we could be killed there…that's when we crapped our pants
Things weren't as expected…and Saddam is really a brute
We have buses stuck in Beirut
Goodness, what have we done…we all could have really died
That was not in the bargain…it would be suicide
Things weren't as expected…and Saddam is really a brute
We have buses stuck in Beirut
Everyone's mocking us…they laugh at us every day
National Lampoon's waiting…advances they will pay
Things weren't as expected…and Saddam is really a brute
We have buses stuck in Beirut
We have buses stuck in Beirut
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: dontwanttodie; fools; pantyshields; saddamsuckers; tools; usefulidiots
To: doug from upland
FRONT
BACK
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posted on
03/05/2003 11:44:32 AM PST
by
martin_fierro
(SOUTH American Idol)
To: martin_fierro
Great shirts, Martin. I wish we could have sent them to Iraq.
3
posted on
03/05/2003 11:48:58 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Bill and Hillary's first instinct is survival.....their second is to lie.)
To: doug from upland
Bravo!
To: All
5
posted on
03/05/2003 12:00:06 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Bill and Hillary's first instinct is survival.....their second is to lie.)
To: doug from upland
LOL! BUMP!!
6
posted on
03/05/2003 12:05:18 PM PST
by
cake_crumb
(UN Resolutions = VERY expensive, very SCRATCHY toilet paper.)
To: doug from upland
Play it again, Sam.
7
posted on
03/05/2003 12:10:23 PM PST
by
NYer
(Kyrie Eleison)
To: doug from upland
Some folks inherit star spangled eyes
Yeah, when they send you down to war
Well, when you ask them how much you should give
Yeah, it's always more, more, more
-from "Fortunate Son" by John Fogerty. Some CCR lyrics are best left untouched.
To: doug from upland
Nice song, doug!
9
posted on
03/05/2003 12:28:07 PM PST
by
Slip18
To: doug from upland
Good one!!
10
posted on
03/05/2003 8:47:02 PM PST
by
CheneyChick
(Lock & Load)
To: doug from upland
Hey your stealing our song!!!!
11
posted on
03/06/2003 12:35:32 PM PST
by
w1andsodidwe
(Stuck in the real Lodi)
To: w1andsodidwe
I've used "your" song several times --
CLICK.
12
posted on
03/06/2003 12:38:47 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Bill and Hillary's first instinct is survival.....their second is to lie.)
To: doug from upland
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!
13
posted on
03/07/2003 1:27:35 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
("To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.")
To: All
14
posted on
03/13/2003 1:14:54 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Like Osama, you on the left can kiss my royal Irish *ss.)
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