Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

Mid...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Well, you wonder why I always dress in black,
Why you never see bright colors on my back,
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone.
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on.

I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down,
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town,
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime,
But is there because he's a victim of the times.

I wear the black for those who never read,
Or listened to the words that Jesus said,
About the road to happiness through love and charity,
Why, you'd think He's talking straight to you and me.

Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose,
In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes,
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back,
Up front there ought 'a be a Man In Black.

I wear it for the sick and lonely old,
For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold,
I wear the black in mournin' for the lives that could have been,
Each week we lose a hundred fine young men.

And, I wear it for the thousands who have died,
Believen' that the Lord was on their side,
I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died,
Believen' that we all were on their side.

Well, there's things that never will be right I know,
And things need changin' everywhere you go,
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right,
You'll never see me wear a suit of white.

Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day,
And tell the world that everything's OK,
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back,
'Till things are brighter, I'm the Man In Black.

[Mudboy Slim]

"HURT"
Album: American IV
performed by: Johnny Cash
Original by: Nine Inch Nails
transcribed by: mhabarta@freenet.de

Key of a-minor

Intro: am C D am D am

I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel
I focus on the pain,the only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away but I remember everything

What have I become, my sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away in the end
And you could have it all, my empire of dirt
I will let you down, I will make you hurt

instr: am C D am C D am

I wear this crown of thorns, upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts, I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time,the feelings disappear
You are someone else, I am still right here

[repeat chorus]

If I could start again, a million miles away
I would keep myself, I would find a way

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"RATS're Dolts!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")

Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral girls!!

The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!!
Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question...
"Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?!
Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...Whup DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...Teach DemLib'ral girls!!

Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!!
Cowards Fear Right's Roll...shut their mouths!!
Osama bin Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!!
Fear the Power of the Right!! A question:
"Did Slick KILL wantonly?! Why did Bill bite her lip?
Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Folks...FReedom hearkens...
Bush...shall seek Justice!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!!
The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off...
Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!!
Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this...
Fear the Power of Our Roll...a question:
"House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!!
Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!

Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right's Battle Against Left's Whore'd!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")

The King of Lyin' smugly bows...
"Respect the EX-Prez," we're told...
"Protests shall cease...Bill's all gone now...
Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"

Has the Right lost its mind?!
DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!!
Lib'rals kill with great delight...
The Right must fight this War...
Folks, throw down the gauntlet now...
Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight...
Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...

Hey...RATS gotta wonder...
How far protectin' Slick they'll go!
Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans...
To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!!
The Wisdom of the Forefathers told...
"Preserve Equal Justice!!"
Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care...
'Tween naif or President...No nooooo!!
This Country is worth the fight...
Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!!
Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black...
The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh...
Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight...
Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!!
This World is filled with Good and Bad...
How shall our children know?!
Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...

Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG...
Bold FReepers taught me so...
Fine time fer an uprise...
RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COM 'HO!!
The Pain of War cannot exceed...
Waco's burnt stench of Death!!
Our drums shall shake the Capitol halls...
Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!!
Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on...
VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!!
No need for Fear...we'll set things Right...
Our Might'll transform the World!!
Dance with the FReepin' Right...
Sing 'til the mornin' lights!!
History looms...be Strong and Bold...
We'll bring True Justice back!!
Bring it back...

At last, Reagan'll be smilin'...
At Guv'ment small and nice.
We'll have caged The Butcher of Christians...
Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!!
Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...

Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...

Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!!
Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it........

Mudboy Slim

26 October 2002...DeeCee Rally For Liberty and America's Troops...Washington, DC (Washington Monument)...Be there if you still think this Country's worth Fightin' Fer!!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Anti-Clinton!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Persistence is the key."

Yep...a Relentless Pursuit of Justice!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Can there be any other conclusion to the Clinton Era?!

FReegards...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

Excellent, MUD ! Thanks . . .

Hey, I just picked up a ping and thought I'd share this with ya'll, fyi . . .

Patriotic tune strikes chord: Country singer's
tribute to U.S. troops creating a buzz

I've heard this song. It is really good, imho . . .

"It's the most requested song I've ever seen in the history of KILT," Jeff Garrison, operations manager and program director for KILT radio in Houston, told the Chicago Tribune. "We're playing it every two hours."

The record label Dreamworks offers listeners a chance to hear the song on its website.

The link on that website will let you load the song in RealPlayer or Windows Media . . .

And if you have or have not forgotten, check out the pics in #8.

[Mudboy Slim]

"FReep On!!"
(To be sung to Aerosmith's "Dream On")

EX-Prez'dent's Slime...HildaBeast, how Slick fears her.
All these lies, but the Truth's gettin' clearer...
Slick Willie's SCUM!!
Bill, yer SLime!...You've lied, now be gone...
Isn't that the way? Can anybody trust the foolish words you saayyyyy?
Yeah...I know nobody knows why you strayed, but you must go!!
We know Lib'rals believe, those fools ain't gotta clue... they'll learn!!

All Bill's life's been a joke that enrages...
Bought and sold by Commies from Asia!
You know it's true...
Sliiiickkk...all these crimes lead back to you...
Folks, sing with me, no need to fear,
With all these scandals, Slick'll do ten years!
Sing with me, we'll win the day,
No need for sorrow, the Good Lord'll make Bill pay...
Ayy-yeahhh...

Yeah...sing with me, don't shed no tears,
Sing for your daughters, make sure Slick hears!!
Sing with me, fight for the day...
Ignore TeeVee polls, Good FReepers'll put Bill away-ay-ay-ay.

FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep until our dream comes true!
FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep until it's Bill who's screwed!!
FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on...
Aghhhhhh...
Sing with me, force out Left's SCUM...
Sing for our Freedom and sing for our sons!
Sing with me, whaddaya say?
Maybe tomorrow, Bill Clinton we'll INCARCERATE!!
Sing with me, and later next year,
Libs shall be slaughtered, destroyed for years!
Sing with me, Mudboy don't play...
Maybe tomorrow, Presidents'll mean what they say!!

FReep On, folks, FReep on!!

1 Posted on 08/15/1999 19:51:44 PDT by Mudboy Slim

and...

* * TWIN SPIN * * TWIN SPIN * * TWIN SPIN * * TWIN SPIN * *

"Vile Corruption"
(To be sung to Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion")

Vi-i-ile corru-u-uption...Re-e-eno-o's obstru-u-uctin'...
I sing about Slick, seems nobody cares...
Writing these songs, but nobody hears.
You can say I ain't sane, but I wanna make clear,
That scumbag, Willie, Slick's Dethronement's Near!!

Slick's a sweet-talkin' Lib'ral with a Socialist bent,
But his power base's gone...China money's all spent!
Well, it ain't really news, Bill's a real good liar...
But with Chris Cox's Report...Clinton's term will expire!

Re-e-eno's obstru-u-uctin'...vi-i-ile corru-u-uption...
Slick's pulled no punches attackin' Ken Starr,
Jim Carville said, "We fight dirty...'cuz this here's WAR!"
Bill's springin' them leaks, 'cuz he's tryin' to hide...
The obscene extent to which Slick's folks have spied!
Tyranny!!!!!!

So you say we oughtta just give Bill a pass...
But Slick ain't a King...that's why we kicked Britain's ass!
That Billzabubba, he's a very bad man...
But Mudboy's on his case...Clinton doesn't stand a chance!! Oww!!!!

Mudboy Slim

5 Posted on 08/15/1999 20:20:05 PDT by Mudboy Slim

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Great link, my FRiend...I caught this Worley guy on Hannity and Colmes last night!! Quite a reFReshing change from the Leftist Bile being spewed on CNN and MSNBC and the Networks, IMHO...MUD

[Landru]

"But I still don't understand what you have against these cute little fellers...this one below is waiting for an apology from a certain ...mudboy..."

Well I can't understand why you'd think Mud could speak for me, either.

...'cuz I never said anything one way or the other, eh.

[Mudboy Slim]

Sun-Tzu: "Warfare is the Way of deception.
Therefore, if able, appear unable,
if active, appear not active,
if near, appear far,
if far, appear near.

"If they have advantage, entice them;
if they are confused, take them,
if they are substantial, prepare for them,
if they are strong, avoid them,
if they are angry, disturb them,
if they are humble, make them haughty,
if they are relaxed, toil them,
if they are united, separate them.

"Attack where they are not prepared, go out to where they do not expect. This specialized warfare leads to victory, and may not be transmitted beforehand."

Ahhhh, soooo...MUD


32 posted on 10/17/2002 2:23 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Talkin' to yerself again, I see...MUD

[Landru]

Damn!
That's not the Mea Culpa boy, is it?!?

...& lookit there, he's wearing his egg hat. :o)

[conservativemusician]

Just heard that Coles said he doesn't want the Jets to match. Obviously they insulted him with their offer.

Oh well, another one bites the dust................beginnin' to feel like we're the 'Skins farm team!

[Mudboy Slim]

"...the 'Skins farm team!"

Heh heh heh...I've felt good about recent off-seasons only to be disappointed the following Fall; however, this year seems DIFFERENT somehow!!

Opening Day...I'll get the tickets, dude, you bring the Tequila...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

EGG HAT?! Look who's talkin', ComboverBoy!!

SHEEEEESH...MUD

BTW...I do like eggs, though.

[conservativemusician]

I stand by my earlier statements re the boss!

[conservativemusician]

I've got a good bottle of Patron for just such an occasion!

[Mudboy Slim]

I'll be there...MUD

[conservativemusician]

Sounds like a plan!

At this point, I don't know who to root for. Half my team is now 'Skins!

[Landru]

"I stand by my earlier statements re the boss!"

As well you should; the guy's the quinessential loser.

I've given up much in the Cultural Wars in the way of "entertainment" along with the cultural icons of my youth. Mileposts of time, in a way.
Things & people I'd found had been as much a part of me as any of my appendages.

Still.
I'd eventually reasoned either I'm going to treat the threatS of the Liberal-Socialists & *their* useful idiots seriously; and, react to what they've tried to do to MY country, even moreso.
Or?
I'd be no better than they are insofar as contributing to the state of the stinking mess, if only by default.

Meant I had to put my money where my mouth was.
Their names -- all of 'em -- then were struck from every column & oblisk in the temple I call, my life.

Others -- it'd seem -- just don't quite "get it" [yet] as they seem hellbent on continuing thier -- albeit unwitting -- aid & abetting of the nation's enemies?
Or maybe it's merely a matter of their simply refusing to "grow up"?
Steely Dan said it best for discussing this type, too.
Permit me... (~sing it Mud!! ~& sing it loud)
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"Your everlasting summer
You see it fading fast
So you grab a piece of something
That you think is gonna last {>doink<}
You wouldn't know a diamond
If you held one in your hand
The things you think are precious
I can't understand

Are you reelin' in the years!??!
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?

You been tellin' me you're a genius
Since you were seventeen
In all the time I've known you
I still don't know what you mean
The weekend at *the* college
Didn't turn out like you planned
The things that pass for knowledge
I can't understand!

Are you reelin' in the years?!!?
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?

I spend a lot of money
And I spend a lot of time
The trip we made to *Hollyweird* {>doink<}
Is etched upon my mind
After all the things we done & seen
You find another man
The things you think are useless
I can't understand
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Interestingly enough?
These people who refuse to see the truth, for whatever their reason?
Are precisely the same ones who also believe they're "cutting edge," too.

Go figure.

...it's enough to make a grown man cry.