Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

Mid...MUD

[Landru]

"Well, what say you Celebrity Judges; about: 'THE BOSS'?"

-Guilty-.

Now he's got'chu by the shorthairs, boy; so, why don'chu just go on & admit it now, huh?
And Mud?
Don'chu eveeeeen be thinkin' of try'in to run any of your usual smoke & mirror ponsy schemed smooth-talkin' shenanagans either, y'understand?
Try *any* of that crap & it'll just go that much harder on ya, I swear.

In fact, if'n I were you?
I'd be thinkin' *settlement*.
Yup, that's what *I'd* be thinkin' right 'bout now, alright.

And an excellent place for you to START this *process*?
Would be by YOUR issuing one hellova -- >>BIG TI**ED<< -- mea culpa to "The Man."

...y'hear me, boy?

[Landru]

You presented an extremely nice case, young man.
Delivered that boy all hog tied up as nicely as I've seen yet, only you added that certain, special Oregonian touch.
Ya put a nice purdy *bow* in his hair, too.

Now I know very well how ya feel about ol' Landru's "free advise" & all that.
But here's another piece for ya, anyway.

BET 'em, next time! ;^)

...then *whack* 'em. :o)

[Landru]

"Whose side are ya'll on..???"

A game?

Not to worry, Sarge.
That boy Saddam Insane & his functionary, Osamma Momma?
Those two are gonna be getting whacked real good any time now.
Bank on it.

...their richly deserved comeuppance is just around the corner.

[ALOHA RONNIE]

...and so now what of OBL -&- SADDAM's Friends...

...HILLARY RODHAM -&- BILL CLINTON...

...who NEVER protected US from them...

...when it was their Constitutional Charge to do so..?

[FBD]

Thanks Landru...and as fer yer free advise,...it's much appreciated!

But I still don't understand what you have against these cute little fellers...this one below is waiting for an apology from a certain ...mudboy...

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Do ya think he'll hafta wait awhile???

[goldilucky]

"...Therefore, those unable to understand the evils inherent in employing troops are equally unable to understand the advantageous ways of doing so."

Those who have difficulty understanding God's Plan will never understand Satan or his diabolical works! What God has created...Satan destroys! War is one of those means from the works of Satan, prince of light of this world. For Satan's legions are conquerors on a mission to destroy...and in order for them to conquer, they weave magic over the masses. Magic is Satan's diabolical means to conquer Man's mind. That is why man's mind is the most powerful weapon.

[M Kehoe]

I didn't see ol' martin sheen or mike farrel protesting with the other Hollywood stooges when i42 bombed the living day lights out of Bosnia or Kosovo. And where was the U.N. or Congress's vote when clinton bombed Iraq the first time? Or clinton's invasion of Haiti? Why weren't the appeasers and anarchist screaming when i42 bombed the Sudan or Afgahnistan without a vote from Congress or the U.N.? When the U.S. congress did give i42 backing to go after saddam, it was a RAT controlled body rubber stamping most of what i42 and his concubine wanted...distraction from those Lewinsky lips.

The Rats, leftist, socialist, communist and appeasers are Husseins hand-maidens. T'is sad that some of our soldiers will die so these vermin can speak their mind (which is devoid of logic and facts).

5.56mm

[Ligeia]

we're gonna start a new thread once we know all the particulars

I see a posting on the FR Virginia page for Sunday the 23rd, yet there's no time stated. Did WRVA announce a time? It looks like there may be a conflict with the St. John's reenactment, so we'll have some decidin' to do.

George Allen in the news:

Allen, 51, is seen as ambitious and as a potential White House aspirant. Robb, whom Allen replaced, was seen similarly when he took on the leadership of the counterpart Democratic committee in his first Senate term.

While Allen has moderated the conservative rhetoric [oh, no!] of his years as governor, he still has a memorable style. He dips snuff, wears cowboy boots and appears in the new Civil War movie "Gods and Generals" in a cameo as a Confederate officer among soldiers singing a song at a campfire.

[putupon]

I didn't catch the time, I'm sure more details will come out. WRVA did't have anything yet on their website yet or I would have put a link. When they were talking last week, everything would be to suit Glen Beck's schedule, if he could come. They also said something about getting buses in from out of town. I think this event could amount to something, maybe an opportunity for FR to pass out some fliers or buttons or something.

[Ligeia]

Ok, they'll be announcing a time soon, I'm sure. Thanks for keeping us updated. I'd say it's a definite must for a FR presence!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Mr. Prez'dent!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")

Ummm yeah...oooh...

Mr. Prez'dent...Dubyuh, please...
How much does Justice mean?!
Won't you please INDICT McAuliffe?!
Won't you do this thing fer me?!

Got yer White House...you got the Power!!
All I got, George...is my guitar!!
But you can have that, Mister Prez'dent...
When you INDICT McAuliffe fer me!!
Oh Mister Prez'dent, please...

Listen to how it sounds...

(MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul)

One more time...
I should not be here...on my knees...
But hey, Mister Prez'dent...Justice means that much to me!!
Won'tcha reconsider, Dubyuh...
Won't you just INDICT Terry?!

I told ya, Dubyuh...
Got yer White House...you got the Power!!
Clinton killed them Waco children...Slick left a scar!!
Won't ya help US, Prez'dent Dubyuh...
Won't you INDICT McAuliffe fer me?!
Oh, Mister Prez'dent, please...

Mudboy Slim and the libertarians

BTW...John Ashcroft may--nominally--be the one who will actually issue the Indictments necessary to hold Terry McAuliffe accountable for the many crimes he has committed in the name of Bill Clinton and the Democratic National Committee; however, it is obviously President George W. Bush who'll have the final say as to if--and when--this eventuality occurs. I voted for Dubyuh and believe he's done an admirable job in office to date. Still, if he fails to unleash the Powers of Justice upon those who committed rampant crimes in the previous Administration, IMHO, his will go down in history as a failed Presidency for allowing unprecedented Executive Branch Corruption to go unpunished. What a tragedy that would be.

So before all you blindered BushBackers go attackin' me fer undermining a President of whom I think quite highly, please consider how you will defend Dubyuh's inaction in '04 were Ashcroft to fail to do what we all know in our hearts must be done with respect to the Felons of the previous Administration...

INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 09/09/2001 1:35 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.Negotiable!!)

[MHGinTN]

What are you doing up so late, Mud?

[Mudboy Slim]

I ain't up late, my FRiend...I'm up EARLY!!!

How're things goin' in yer neck of the woods?!

Utmost FReegards...MUD

[MHGinTN]

Whew, I'm up late working on something, but I'm out of steam and headed for the kivers, Mud. Rock on, my friend!

[Mudboy Slim]

"MUD's Brothers!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Blood Brothers!!")

We played King of the Mountain...I'd always win.
Those boyz came chargin' up the hill...and I'd whup 'em into MEN!!
Now we've only so much time...fight or our Liberty'll Fade Away!!
We have our own roads to ride...and choices we gotta make!!
We'll stand side by side...each one fightin' fer the other...
We said until we died, we'd always be BloodBrothers!!

Folks, there's VILEness in this World...don'let it grind yer dreams away!!!
SlickWillieFOOLS're jokes!! Dudes, Fer Justice We Shall Pray!!
'Cuz what once seemed Black and White...Lib'rals turned to shades of gray...
We lose ourselves in work...to do and bills to pay
It's been a wild, wild ride...and there ain't much cover...
Yer the ones helpin' me stay Right...yer MUD's brothers!!

(Mudboy on harp)

Some of my FReeper FRiends're dead...others left and shan't be back.
Still, we're movin' ahead...MUD ain't never lookin' back!!
Bros, I know just how you feel...I know YOU know "We're Doing Right!!"
If I've fallen 'neath the wheel, if I've lost or I've gained sight
I don't even know why, I don't know why I wrote this song
Or if any of this matters anymore after all....

But the Gipper's burnin' bright...livin' history uncovered...
MUD'll keep grooooovin' through the dark...with y'all in my heart...
Yer MUD's brothers!!

(Mudboy takin' it home on the harmonica...Slick Willie impersonator on saxaphone)

Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD

BTW...this is dedicated to my three younger bro's, the oldest of whom is an AF Captain over in the Iraqi theatre, away from his wife and two boys who are based in Ramstad, Germany. Springsteen ROCKS...I rest my case.

[Mudboy Slim]

Sleep well, my FRiend...and be sure to check out Limbaugh today 12-3 EST...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

You gonna be anywhere near Richmond on the 23rd of March, my FRiend?! Be a great chance fer a bunch of US to git together to Rally FOR America!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Doors open at noon, festivities begin at 1:00 PM and last fer 90 minutes...we can still make it up to St. John's Episcopal and git a bite to eat afterward. Git there early, though, parking could get tougher the later you arrive. Richmond's wonderful this time of the year...the dogwoods should just be buddin' up...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Heck...Let's ROLLLLLL!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")

It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled.
It's been a long time since Right won the War!!
Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!

It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long...
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...

It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!!
Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love.
FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.

Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight,
RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS they ain't Right!!
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms,
Mm-Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Yeah~hey.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.

Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Johnny Cash Lyrics!!"

MUD