Caption: Photo Khalid Shaikh Mohammed shortly after his capture

CNN.com ^ | 3/2/03 | AP

[jimbo123]

Khalid Shaikh Mohammed shortly after his capture during a raid in Pakistan on Saturday.

[syriacus]

Welcome back, Mr. Kottah.

You're looking better than John Travolta.

[DainBramage]

"What is meaning this, 'Up Shit Creek not having Paddle?'"

[Charles Henrickson]

Here's Khalid, wearing our spring ensemble
that really shows off the neckline--with just
a hint of cleavage! Daring, yet darling!
"No burqas for me, thank you!"

[ewing]

[ConservativeConvert]

Oh my God...they arrested Ron Jeremy by mistake!

[dennisw]

Time to make the Jihad....

[billhilly]

Man, do I have Turban head?

[Tennessee_Bob]

Here...let's use these:

Any other jet mechanics out there still have a pair?

[Chi-townChief]

"No more soup for you!"

[mikrofon]

Dr. Heckle & Mr. (couldn't) Hide

[yay]

After interrogating his lover, FBI officials concluded she was not involved and released her:

[BOBTHENAILER]

the soon-to-be-livin'-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain, Mr. 9/11 here."

ROFLMAO.

I quoted Marcellus on another thread about Mr. 911. It fits so well.

[Iscool]

Living proof that A-rabs mate with camels.

[Celtjew Libertarian]

I'm glad he shaved his beard. I'd rather have him looking like Ron Jeremy's ugly brother than my ugly brother.

[Dog]

Is it the same guy??

[dennisw]

DANG!!!  Now they're gonna pull out my fingernails, then my toenails, then truss and  hang me from the ceiling, then force me to drink pig urine, then........

[flying Elvis]

Who would have thunk it? Ron Jeremy!

[duckbutt]

Whoah! What a hairy little monkey. I vote we start the torture with the Brazilian bikini wax - - starting at the neck, back and working downward.

How long before he screams for his mama??

[SeeRushToldU_So]

Ron Jeremy?

[guitfiddlist]

"Wha-? What you do? I don't need dentist...not having cavities."