[Interesting Times]

And then she said she got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge...

[Marauder]

OK, OK ... I bow before you; I am not worthy.
Tallahatchee Bridge by Bobbie Gentry was indisputably the all-time worst song ever, even worse than Honey, Watching Scotty Grow, Snoopy and the Red Baron, or anything by Bread. Even worse than I Started a Joke (Beegees).

[speedy]

"And mama hollered out the back door, y'all remember to wipe your feet."