[Marauder]

OK, OK ... I bow before you; I am not worthy.
Tallahatchee Bridge by Bobbie Gentry was indisputably the all-time worst song ever, even worse than Honey, Watching Scotty Grow, Snoopy and the Red Baron, or anything by Bread. Even worse than I Started a Joke (Beegees).

[Interesting Times]

Not sure this exactly qualifies as music, but does anybody remember the spoken version of 'Desiderata'?

I think it made it into the top 10 for an hour or two.