[FBD]

"Clementine"
A FReep song for the kiddies!

An Arkansan, in the White House,
Working for the Chi-Commies.
Lived a traitor, fornicator,
And his horrid Hilda-beast

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

Lincoln bedroom was a sellout,
And the guests were from the East.
Coffin boxes, full o’ corpses,
Scandals worked for Hilda-Beast

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

Drove her Ratlings to Whitewater,
Now they all have done some time.
Put a bullet into Foster,
Fell into the foaming Slime.

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

Susan’s lips upon the Bent One,
Blowing Hubble’s Charlie Tree.
But alas, they wouldn’t speak out,
Still they got some jail to see.

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

Then the Liar, fornicator,
Soon began to speak and whine.
Thought we oughta go to Bosnia,
Now he’s with his Valentine.

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever,
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

There are graveyards in the south now,
Where the Friends of Bill are laid.
There grow Roses ‘mongst McDougal,
Prison was the price he paid


Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slicks in jail now, gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

Now you Rats should learn the moral,
Of this little tale of Sleaze.
Shredding all the Constitution,
Will not save your Hilda-beast!

By FBD 3/02/03
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Well, Celebrity Judges: What say you? Do I get a spot on the bench? ;^D
BTW, I kept the 8/7/8/7 cadence...FReepin's tough! Mud makes it look easy...

FRegards

[MeekOneGOP]

Wow ! That is GOOD ! Thanks ...

[Mudboy Slim]

Uh oh...the boy's got talent...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast"

Jist darlin', FBD...MUD

[sultan88]

WOW! Super job on the Clementine FReep, FBD!!! We should put you in charge of SongFReepin', Kiddie Division!!

BTW, I am thinkin' about tacklin' some Lovin' Spoonful, whaddya think?

[goldilucky]

EXCELLENT TUNES!

Just freep it right in the rats faces.