Black XVI: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (BLOW AWAY, HUSSEIN!!!)

MUD's Nubile Mind ^ | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Heck, he was SOOOOOO close to making a slight revision to the SeatBelt Law, though...mudcat's a PUNK!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Song: Gallows Pole
Artist: Led Zeppelin

Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while,
I think I see Bill Clinton coming,
Waiting to make you smile.
His Friends, did they get some silver?
Did Streisand get a little gold?
What did you bring me, my dear friends,
To keep me from the Gallows Pole?
What did you bring me to keep me from the Gallows Pole?
I couldn't get no silver, I couldn't get no gold,
You know that we're too damn mad
To keep you from the Gallows Pole.
Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while,
I think I see my Hillary coming,
Ridin' many mile.
Hillary, did you get me some silver?
Did you get a little gold?
What did you bring me, my Hillary,
to keep me from the Gallows Pole?
Billie, I brought you some silver
Although my mouth is a little cold.
I used it on a fling,
to keep you from the Gallows Pole.
Yes, I blew him to keep you from the Gallows Pole.
Hangman, hangman, turn your head awhile,
I think I see my Roger coming,
drunken staggering all the while.
Roger, I implore you, take him by the hand,
take him to some shady bower,
save me from the wrath of this land,
Please take them
save me from the wrath of this land, land.
Hangman, hangman, upon your face a smile,
Pray tell me that I'm free to ride,
ride for many mile, mile, mile.
Oh, yes, you got a stinkin' wife
she warmed my blood from cold,
she warmed my blood to boiling hot
to keep you from the Gallows Pole,
your brother brought me silver,
your Streisand warmed my soul,
but now I laugh and pull so hard
and see you swinging on the Gallows Pole...
Keep-a-swingin'!
Swingin' on the gallows pole!


203 posted on 01/30/2003 2:31 PM EST by BOBTHENAILER

[Mudboy Slim]

As a Virginian, I'm quite proud of our State Flag/Seal, in which a valiant lady warrior--holding a longspear and sword--stands with her foot upon the chest of a slain Tyrant King, whose crown has been knocked from his head. The VA State Motto is strung accross the underside of this glorious scene, "Sic Semper Tyrannis"...Thus Always Be To Tyrants!!

Durn tootin'...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

You bet. That pic captures what I believe to be his true attitude ...

[Mudboy Slim]

"his true attitude..."

You mean his shallow contemptuousness of US lowly peons who don't appreciate how frickin' talented and indispensable SlickWillie really is?!

Yea, that's the one...MUD

BTW...Prison Justice Fer Slick Willie!!

[Landru]

"When Dorothy Killed the Wicked Witch of the West, the silver dudes knelt before their Liberator, and offered thanks...and the kewl WitchBroom, singed as it was..."

What in the hell can I say to that, Mud.

When(ever) in Oz look for things to pretty much turn out the way ya want 'em to??
Geshhhh.

...g'night bucko.

[stand watie]

!!!

[AuntB]

My, have you been busy!!! May I add a shameless plug? Thanks!!!

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[goldilucky]

Stay happy, mon...MUD

Hey....don't worry ...be happy mon...

WEEEEEEEEEEE!!

[goldilucky]

[goldilucky] "...the most lethal weapon in America is the mindset of the sheeple that have awoken from their sleep and are enraged at what is happening to this country."

I'm starting to feel the noise. It's as if people are screaming to dethrone the corrupt and vile beast that walk like Lords over them.

[Mudboy Slim]

OZ ROCKS...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Slick said, "My names Bill the New DemocRAT!!"
And I didn't bother to tell the durn fool that
I sure as Hell don't care fer Left-wing politicos.

He just ordered up a spritzer and sat down at my bar,
When some guy walks in and says, "Who owns this car...
With the peace sign, freak wheels, and astroturf floor?"
Well, we looked at Bill and he damned near cried,
And decided that he'd just wait outside,
So he laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door.
Just when he thought he'd get outta there with his skin,
These five REAL MEN come strollin' in,
With this Angelique chick and a young fella named Gingrich!!
And he was almost to the door when stand watie said,
"You tip your hat to this lady, son!"
But when he did all that hair fell out from underneath.

Now the last thing Bill wanted was to get in a fight,
Anywhere, anytime, as he quivered in fright,
'Specially since he's a yella punk and fightin' made him pee!
But they all started laughin' and he felt kinda sick,
And he knew he better think of something pretty quick,
So he just reached out and kicked Newt Gingrich right in the knee!!
Newt let out a yell that'd curl your hair,
But before Slick could move, I grabbed me a chair...
And said, "Watch him folks, becuz he's a thoroughly dangerous man!
Well, you may not know it, but this man's a spy,
He's a Soviet mole and awfully sly,
And he's been sent down here to denigrate ol' Uncle Sam!"

Newt was still bent over holdin' onto his knee,
But all them FReepers wuz lookin' and listenin' to me,
And I told how Bill was drafted and never ever went!
I said, "Would you believe that this man has gone so far...
As puttin' Stalin stickers on the bumpers of cars,
And he voted for George McGovern for President!!
Well, he's one of them long-haired, pretty-boy Left-wing nags,
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag,
Tacked up on his wall! To him, FReedom's just a mirage!
He's a snake in the grass, I'll tell ya guys,
He make look dumb, but that's just a disguise,
'Cuz he's a mastermind in the ways of espionage!"

[Mudboy Slim]

"SUPPORT OUR TROUPS RALLY!!!"

MEDFORD, OREGON- Thursday, Feb. 27, 2003 - 1:00 p.m. Vogel Plaza (corner Main & Central) Participants request wearing white clothes.

HUNH?!! Who's side are YOU on, AuntB?!

"We are holding a counter rally to the "women in black"

BOOOOOOO!!! Black RULES, MODS Drool...LOL!!

Please ping me to the after-report, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I be hoppy...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"It's as if people are screaming to dethrone the corrupt and vile beast that walk like Lords over them."

Dubbed by Thomas Sowell, "The Anointed Ones!!"

Let US Scream LOUDER...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Persistence is the key."

Yep...a Relentless Pursuit of Justice!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Can there be any other conclusion to the Clinton Era?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Should Bill Clinton Remain Immune From Prosecution?!"

bayourod in bold

"...focus only on the question of whether Bill Clinton should be brought to trial. This was the great question when Nixon resigned and Ford pardoned him because he didn't think the nation should be put through the ordeal of a trial of Mr. Nixon."

First off, Nixon was never accused of committing a criminal offense vis a vis Watergate. Ford pardoned him, but there was never an actual law broken...I would argue that Clinton has committed multiple felonies that, if prosecuted, would have him in jail until the day he passed on to his Final Judgement.

"Some of the considerations should be:
1. How serious was the offense? Was it a technical violation such as comingling union contributions in hard money accounts; or was it a universally recognized crime such as murder of a potential witness?""

While I seriously believe Clinton has most likely conspired to have folks murdered, I've yet to see the concrete evidence; still, just because he's an ex-POTUS, should he be allowed to get away with rampant Abuse of Power, blatant Obstruction of Justice and Perjury, and making a mockery of our existing Campaign Finance Laws? I say no.

"2. What was the impact of the crime on the nation? Was the impact negligible like pardoning someone for going AWOL during World War II; or does the crime threaten the very existence of the country, such as selling China the secrets enabling them to destroy every major city in the nation?"

As the highest-ranking member of the Executive Branch, IMHO Clinton's crimes have done major damage to the legitimacy of our government, and thereby the "very existence of the country." How can a blatant abuser of our laws be allowed to go absolutely unpunished in a Land that claims that NO MAN IS ABOVE THE LAW?! Explain that to the teenager imprisoned for smoking a weed in his basement."

"3. How strong is the evidence? Is it circumstantial, relying on the testimony of dubious witnesses; or is there incontrovertable physical evidence such as video recordings and records written in Bill's hand?"

The arrogance Clinton has displayed in committing multiple felonies has resulted in a carelessness that will bear fruit in any SERIOUS investigation of his crimes. There are many, many people within his sphere of influence who know where the skeletons are buried, and they have likewise committed crimes in his service. As these underlings are brought to Justice and plead out, they will provide valuable testimony linking Clinton to any number of crimes that you and I may never even been aware of. And Clinton has been extremely sloppy in leaving documented proof of his guilt to be readily discovered by hungry investigators.

"4. Was the offense committed as an official act, such as selling seats on trade missions, or was it entirely separate from official duties, such as rape?"

SHEEESH, my FRiend, I cannot believe you actually believe this is a consideration. We are a Nation of Laws, and if those laws are legitimate enough to prosecute you or me for, why not some hayseed from Arkansas?

"5. Would prosecution cause bitter division among Americans because the offense is one that people hold strongly held opposite opinions on, such as lying about having sex because that's what gentlemen are taught to do; or one that everyone is in agreement on, such as using FBI files to blackmail elected officials?"

Once again, if folks are going to argue that the Laws are invalid, how come we don't see an uprising calling for said laws to be revoked, so that you and I cannot be held accountable for them, just like the ex-Most Powerful Man in the FReeWorld?!

"6. How would prosecution effect future policy. Would it create a public outcry for campaign finance reform that would result in destruction of our First Amendment rights and turn the government over to liberal Democrats? Would it appear to Democrat voters as petty vindictiveness on the part of Republicans that would result in such a backlash that Democrat Senators would be forced to reject confirmation of pro-life judges?"

Here, my FRiend, you are arguing political strategy. Fair enough, as that seems to be most FReepers' argument against holding the ex-First Felon accountable for his many crimes against this Nation. My response is that this is a very important time in our Country's history, as we are deciding whether or not We the Sheeple will sit idly by and allow Rampant Corruption to go on at the highest echelons of the Federal Guv'ment, and do absolutely NOTHING!! SHEEESH...Clinton's not a frickin' KING...he's no different than you or I!! Are LeftWing DemocRATS going to actually argue that a corrupt ex-POTUS should be allowed to get away with committing multiple felonies? If so, are the Sheeple going to go along meekly and support those same hopelessly-corrupt individuals in the next election? If so, we've already lost this Country, and we should readily expect to go the way of the once-great Roman Empire.

"Now to answer your question. I believe we elected a President who is of extremely high moral character who loves this country and is trying as hard as he can to do what he sincerely believes is best for our nation. I believe that he chose an honest, conscientious, competent Attorney General.[MUD vociferously DISAGREES!!] I have complete confidence in their judgment and will support whatever decisions that they make."

Here, my FRiend, we are in complete agreement--[NOT ANYMORE!!]--however, I believe Dubyuh and Ashcroft need to hear from folks who "sincerely believe [what] is best for our nation" is that the Guilty--no matter how Powerful or allegedly popular--are brought to Justice!! Are we a Nation of Laws? Or are certain folks in this Country ABOVE the Laws that govern and restrict the rest of us?

BTW...Seriously, my fellow FReepers, am I just a Right-Wing Whacko for expecting the Laws of this Nation to apply to ALL Americans...even those who once held office at the highest echelons of our Federal Guv'ment?!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 07/14/2001 23:39:12 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice Fer All!!)

Still waitin'...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The FReakDealer MudboySlim!!"

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WooHoo?!

FReegards...MUD

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[Mudboy Slim]

FWIW...I got "Richmond Town!!" covered, too...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Get well SOON, my good FRiend...we need ya in tip-top FReepin' condition...MUD