Posted on 02/23/2003 3:28:17 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced to step down?
How many lives must the Socialists kill, before RATS are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralism's DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATS' Spin!!
How many fears must the Networks create before RATS're squashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy-keen?!!
How many times can RATS' Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATS' pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see Slick LIES?
How many victims must one man have before the Rapist hears her cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Authority is VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst Left's Spin,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down Clinton/Soddim/Treason.(gettin' outta the UN?!)
Mid...MUD
That's bad...that's self-loathing. Bitterness is so self-defeating when all America really represents is FReedom!! I know the common knowledge is that America will slowly, but surely slip back into the lethargy that is all-too-predominant in the OLD--so very old--World--and the northeastern United States, BTW, and California--and America will become more like the rest of the world. And the DemonRAT Lib'rals in America think that'd be the greatest thing since sliced bread, 'cuz in a Socialist Country, somebody's gotta be in charge of keeping the Bureaucracies growing, and the EffeteElite believe that obviously means them 'cuz their daddy's can send them to the right schools and introduce them to the right folks!!
But the hoi pah-loy--the peasants--are thereby ROBBED of some varying level of self-determination whereby their dreams couldda taken them in a FReeWorld...Socialism has FAILED everywhere it has EVER been attempted, including Britain, including Ireland!! The regularjoes are gittin' ROBBED, and it's up to the Medyuh to blow the Irish Whistle on the SmokeBlowers and Blusterers and the OVER-Regulators, IMHO!!
Did you hear tell about the transcribed audiotape wherein SoddomzInsane's quoted talking about his OWNERSHIP of Chirac and how he's heavily-financed Chirac's candidacies and lined Chirac's pockets personally?! Chirac's Soddom's BI+C#...do the FRench realize THAT?! Do the Irish?!! It's a FoxNewsExclusive, but you might be able to get the scoop on the Euro-Media!!
C'mon HappyGal...git out there and break some EURO-EFFETElite BALLS!!!
Or, you can just keep sittin' here, hangin' out with US Bullies and Tyrants...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
BWAHAHAHAHA...hey, if Irmey's in ShowBiz, so the heck are we!!
We--you and me--are at the CuttingEdge of History as we see the CounterCounterCulture Revolution being won in a ROUT!! HappyGal's about to SCOOP the Euro-Press on Chirac's ties to Hussein...personally, I think they are lovers...and Limbaugh's gotta JIHAD going against Tommie D'A$$hole and Dubyuh's about to Unleash some Righteous whupa$$ on One Murderin' Tyrant At A Time...but TRUTH'll Git 'Em ALL!!
And Landru's down to a size 9 thong...everything's GOOD!!
Can you tell I jist finished off the IceHouse and am now sippin' Chardonnay?! LOL...MUD
BTW..."Could not find anybody named 'Irmey'
Could not find anybody named 'Streisand'
And I suppose we're takin' the Renegade?
See, FBD? This is what Landru meant when he mentioned Mud's hand down your pants...if Mud isn't tryin' to relieve your wallet of green notes, he's doin' his damnedest to make sure you never lay eyes on his.
Good thing The Sultan will be along for the ride to Hoosierville, at least I'll be able to depend on one other person, besides myself, payin' the clerk at Exxon.
Another neat, little trick Mud pulls:
When he knows a toll booth is up ahead he'll feign he's asleep, only to suddenly awaken after the coins have been thrown in the state's collection basket.
Please tell them that CollectiveBargaining is fer IgnorantDOLTS, which I am sure yer kin ain't, so they MUST be ANTI-CollectiveBargaining, which means they AIN'T Socialists!!
Seriously, tell them that..."Socialism is fer DOLTS!! Yer brother and yer daddy can't possibly be DOLTS if you are as wise as you are, so apparently yer kin just need some edukatin' from the...MUD
Whazzup, dude?!
Or, you and the Sultan can take turns sunnin' in the back of my pickup 'cuz you know Sultan's jalopy won't make it outta the county, let alone the State...that Renegade's nice, though...MUD
Personally, I REVEL at being the BlackSheep of the family...MUD
OI!!! I may have slept with some skanks in my day (c'mon, we all were young and innocent once!), but Chirac and Hussein???? PUH---LEEASEEEEEEEEE!!
Landru...I think Mud is trying to defame me as part of the GREAT THONG CONSPIRACY!!!. I'll have my leagal counsel onto it in the morning *L*
It would help to know where it's at, exactly.
And is it ok if I brought my own stout? I really don't want to drink whatever happens to be on sale at FoodLion.
I know you'll make us proud up in D.C. today. Wish I could join you, but as I said, my job comes first.
Speaking of which, I want to talk to you about my co. getting our first orders for the new WTC.
I'm trying to talk my supervisors into having co. representatives, (me, among them), be on hand when they put the first beam of our's in place.
I'm thinking the beam could be patriotically painted...of course with FreeRepublic.com conspicuously included.
Hey, Jagger and Bowie?!! Slick Willie and Terry "The Punk" McAuliffe?! HOO couldda known?! Weirder things have been rumored...MUD
Well, either I'm an Oscar winning actress (well, I'd have to be to fool Landru, I could manage being a b-movie sitcom-er to pull one over on you Mud) *L*
OR I'm just captivated by your company Mud, and I stayed awake so late to talk to you. ~batting eyelids~
Of course the truth is, I've been sick all day, and slept so much that I can't sleep through the night *LOL*
Yep...before SlickWillie started to git off killin' innocent Kosovars so as to divert attention from his UN-Constitutional Activities, he wuz busy MASS-MURDERING INNOCENT CHRISTIANS!!
MOVE ON, my hairy white arse...MUD
Ah hah, so you DO have a little bee-ahhhhtch in ya, do ya?! Thanks good...MUD
Wouldn't it be something if one day I clicked on rushlimbaugh.com & seen your political expertise gracing the homepage of the EIB.
Seriously now, that was the first thing I FOCUSed on...MUD
Flattery will git you everywhere in this bid'ness, CelebrityJudge!!...keep up the good work...MUD
That's fer the boss HOO don't know yer a FReeper, Right?! How many sick days do y'all git per year anyway?!
SHEEEEESH, justa buncha lazy, free-loadin' Irishmen and women if you ask...Landru, but he prefers to be called 'Dru...whatever.
MUD
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