Black XVI: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (BLOW AWAY, HUSSEIN!!!)

The CelebrityJudge in Training grants a stay until after lunch. Court recessed!

601 posted on 02/28/2003 7:17:38 AM PST by sultan88 (No tags for me today)

To: Paul Cruce; PhiKapMom; AuntB

"Marchin' on DeeCee"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Racin' in the Streets")

I got a worn-out ol' computer with a 486...
Fax machine and patriotism galore.
Left's threatnin' our Rights with all their Guv'ment rot...
Clinton's a Chinese Communist Whore!
Me and my FReeper buddies gonna fight to the last...
Gonna kick Ol' Slick right outta town.
'Cuz Bill took Chinese money, helped our Nukes get snatched...
We'll Re-Impeach, then we'll CONVICT that clown!!

Tonight, we fight Slick's White House Blight...
We're gonna knock that Traitor outta his seat!
Summer's here and the time is right...
For marchin' on DeeCee!

We decry corruption when we see'it...
We expose tyranny by the State.
When Limbaugh shuts down, we hit the DrudgeReport...
We're all funded by "Dick" Mellon-Scaife.
Now some folks, they just give up caring...
And start givin' up their Liberties, piece by piece.
Some folks come home from work and wash up...
Then go hit the Web to FReep!!

Tonight, we fight Left's Treas'nous Blight...
We're gonna stomp those Lib'rals beneath our feet!
Summer's here and the time's just right...
We're gonna bring down those Elites!!

(Keyboard/Percussion)

We met him and his "schtick" eight years ago...
Sixties' Lib'ral with "an eye for the babes."
With far-Left Media at his back....
Slick told the World he's here to stay!
But now there's Treason, Rape, and Chinese spies...
So many lies...Oh no, it just ain't Right!
This Country's drones, they need a spark...
Need Ol' Mudboy singin', "It's worth the fight!"

Slick spunked on the floor of our great White House...
But folks said, "Wait, 'cuz Wall Street's soarin'!"
They stare off all numb, afraid to fight...
Trustin' LIES of folks who slaughter the Unborn.
For all you mind-numbed robots and Network "hotshots"...
Ignorin' crimes to beat the Band.
Tonight, the Sheeple and me, we're gonna take back DeeCee...
And purge this filth from our Land!

Tonight, we fight the righteous fight...
Out of our way, Lib'rals, you best keep!
'Cuz Summer's here and the mood's just Right...
For FReepin' on DeeCee!

(Keyboard/Percussion to fade)

Mudboy Slim

Just over two centuries ago, our forefathers risked Life, Liberty, and their personal fortunes to stand up against an over-bearing and tyrannical government. Because of their courage and determination, the original Thirteen Colonies became what we now know as the United States of America.
Therefore, our honored forebears were all-too-aware of the propensity for central governing bureaucracies to grow out of control. The writers of our Constitution, in an attempt to protect the citizenry from this eventuality, chose to enumerate our individual liberties in the Bill of Rights. The First Amendment includes "the right to free speech," which not only protected the individual's right to speak out against the government, but also enabled the Fourth Branch of Government--the Free Press, if you will--to flourish. For over two hundred years, this watchdog Media has turned over many rocks, exposing the dark under-belly of American politics...UNTIL NOW!!

Presently occupying the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, is a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy. Bill Clinton most certainly committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter. A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office, making a mockery of our Legal System as the #1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land is master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law; however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts) of multiple felonies and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!

Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE by one nice woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick. Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman. If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist-in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?!

Now, we come to find out the President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON, for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering a free run of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral. Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with this Administration!!

Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country, this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators is charting a new course. Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Media can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a supportor and suggest as he left, "Better put some ice on that, baby!" No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton, in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago, simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power.

We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Media Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo...who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Clinton's Media and Slobo's. Fortunately, the Network drones are becoming irrelevant!

If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DE-PENSION. DISBAR. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. (COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)

Quite Sincerely,
Mudboy Slim

P.S. "On the 1st day of March in the Two-Thousand Third Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Sylvan Theater in Washington, DC. This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!! Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!

So sayeth the word of...MUD

1 Posted on 07/03/2000 10:07:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.HARDER!!)

602 posted on 02/28/2003 7:18:57 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Remember, Slick's the Mark!!")

603 posted on 02/28/2003 7:19:56 AM PST by sultan88 (No tags for me today)

Thank you, yer HonorInTraining...MUD

604 posted on 02/28/2003 7:20:19 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Remember, Slick's the Mark!!")

605 posted on 02/28/2003 7:20:46 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Remember, Slick's the Mark!!")

I have discovered yer Modus Operandi. You post a distracting post at X97, X98, or X99. And whilst we are looking at it, you sneak in Post X00!! Ain't gonna work next time, buster. And BTW, at XVI.700 you will be attempting to solve the irony question. Right?

606 posted on 02/28/2003 7:24:59 AM PST by sultan88 (No tags for me today)

I deny accusations of said M.O., yer HonorInTraining...MUD

607 posted on 02/28/2003 7:27:00 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Remember, Slick's the Mark!!")

XVI.535 came and went, Trainee, and I never saw yer assignment...can you link me to the post in question?!

SHEEEEESH, kids...MUD

608 posted on 02/28/2003 7:28:40 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Remember, Slick's the Mark!!")

To: FBD; PJ-Comix; hchutch; Xthe17th; George W. Bush; Inspector Harry Callahan; dead

"PJ agrees wid me:
"I'm not a liberal, so I don't have an infinite grasp on things I know nothing about."-- P.J. O'Rourke"

Zackley...MUD

BTW...who here agrees that Dubyuh oughtta appear on Howard Stern's radio and TeeVee shows?!

BTW2..."Could not find anybody named 'Howard Stern'

609 posted on 02/28/2003 7:39:21 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Remember, Slick's the Mark!!")

Ready whenever you are, lol ! ...

610 posted on 02/28/2003 7:55:38 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye SADdam. Prepare to meet your buddy Stalin in Hades!)

To: Landru; Mudboy Slim; sultan88

...I'm sure *love* can overcome anything, right? ;^)

Well, um. I'll have my people, talk to your people, to draw up the pre-nuptial (just in case the trailer needs to be divided up down the line, following irreconcilable differences, ye know!) *LOL*

611 posted on 02/28/2003 8:02:12 AM PST by Happygal

To: MeeknMing; Landru; sultan88; Happygal; conservativemusician

I wux born READY, MnM...court back in session...MUD

BTW..."Could not find anybody named 'CosmicJustice!!'...hence, the Black threads.

612 posted on 02/28/2003 8:09:26 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Remember, Slick's the Mark!!")

To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88; Landru

FWIW...I have photographic evidence that Landru was INDEED wearing the Thong in question...if it pleases the court, could I please have a recess until after lunch to provide said photographic evidence. As I recall, Landru looked quite similar to a MULE in said photo, a photo that can, indeed, be found on the Black threads.

Objection! While said photographic evidence, may or may not be in existence, the onus was on the prosecution to make their case at the plenary hearings. The admission of 'new' evidence at this late juncture, your honour, could seriously prejudice my clients case, and as the alleged photographic evidence may be of an electronic nature, and therefore open to digital manipulation, I believe the evidence inadmissable. ;-)

613 posted on 02/28/2003 8:09:46 AM PST by Happygal

To: MeeknMing; Landru; sultan88; Happygal; conservativemusician

I wuz born READY, MnM...court back in session...MUD

BTW..."Could not find anybody named 'CosmicJustice!!'...hence, the Black threads.

614 posted on 02/28/2003 8:10:47 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Remember, Slick's the Mark!!")

OBJECTION OVERRULED!!...MUD

616 posted on 02/28/2003 8:13:20 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Remember, Slick's the Mark!!")

617 posted on 02/28/2003 8:15:00 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Remember, Slick's the Mark!!")

To: Mudboy Slim; Landru; sultan88

OBJECTION OVERRULED!!...MUD,

Hey, what sort of Kangaroo court is this? The prosecuting counsel is the Judge? *L*

620 posted on 02/28/2003 8:18:15 AM PST by Happygal

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