Black XVI: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (BLOW AWAY, HUSSEIN!!!)

MUD's Nubile Mind ^ | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced to step down?
How many lives must the Socialists kill, before RATS are forever banned?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralism's DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATS' Spin!!

How many fears must the Networks create before RATS're squashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy-keen?!!
How many times can RATS' Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATS' pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!!

How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see Slick LIES?
How many victims must one man have before the Rapist hears her cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Authority is VILE?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst Left's Spin,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down Clinton/Soddim/Treason.(gettin' outta the UN?!)

Mid...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"He Was From Kansas..."
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffet's "He Went to Paris")

He was from Kansas...in FlyOver Country...
Where Dorothy chased her rainbow.
He was impressive...the Senior Class President...
In Dover town he did grow.
Slopped hogs, fed chickens...just full of the dickens...
"What a fine boy," folks would say.
'Cuz he was a winner, his life just beginnin'...
And eighteen blessed years slipped away.

He went to college, then joined the Navy...
And married a teacher named Sue.
They had a fine life...she was a good wife...
And bore him four sons...what a crew!!
That man coached some football...and he camped with Weeb'los...
While defending his Country each day!
'Cuz he was a patriot...promoted to Captain...
An aircraft carrier he did sail!!

Went to war with the Navy...while Sue loved his babies...
Traded audiotapes ev'ry week.
'Cuz he knew what mattered, the Old World was shatterin'...
And Socialists SLAUGHTER the meek!!
While the bombs were a'fallin', he was recallin'...
His kin and his li'l town.
And he fought fer his Nation, secured the oceans...
Returned to Norfolk and cheerin' crowds.

(Mudboy on harp...)

Now he lives near the beach, man...golfs on the weekends...
And starts cheerin' his Redskins each May.
Tracin' his kin's roots, buyin' up Richmond,
With his many grandkids he'd play.
Through sixty-odd years of perpetual motion...
Ask this sailor and he'll smile and he'll say,
"Son, my life's been magic...not much has been tragic...
And I look forward to every day!!"

He is from Kansas...where Honor still matters...
And Dorothy found her rainbow!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 06/19/2000 01:57:34 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Good parents are the Real Heroes!!)

Thought I'd lost this one...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

El Noche is "El Negro!!"...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"What?! Me Worry?!"

"There are two great divides in Europe. One is the split between governments that are for or against war in Iraq. The other (and perhaps —greater) divides the masses of people from the Baltics to the British Isles who oppose war and their leaders who have lined up with the United States. In Britain, Spain and Italy, prime ministers are going against huge antiwar majorities to side with America. So are the leaders of Eastern Europe, albeit against somewhat less daunting tides."

Heh heh heh...what Leftist Balderdash...MUD

[Liz]

"Hey, Hillary, you're on your own. I'm goin' undercover.
Mebbe if I change my appearance, they won't find me."

[Happygal]

Hey guys, want a laugh?

Well, on Friday night I was out with a group of people I sing with, and was happily singing a few solo songs in a pub.

When someone approached me, and asked me would I sing at a PEACE RALLY next Friday night. *LOL*

I looked at them, and just said 'No'.

They persisted, and kept asking me to come along and sing, Nancy Griffiths 'From a Distance'. And I kept, trying to be polite and said No.

But they kept pestering, until I turned around and said: 'Look, for a start, I'm not opposed to a war on Iraq. And there's no way I'm going up to sing in support of your anti-US administration rally. Because, that's what it is. If you were really interested in peace, and human rights, you'd support the removal of Saddam. Got it?'.

I think they were taken aback. They quit pestering me about it though! ;-)

[conservativemusician]

Way to go girl!

[Happygal]

Thanks...(btw, I think I should add that I used a few expletives in the middle of my diatribe. But, I'm Irish, and in Ireland, that's the only way of getting across that you are really serious *L*)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hello Happy, my Ol' FRiend..."

Heh heh heh...the Grammies...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Let's document the advertisers on the Grammies and BOYCOTT those we dislike...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...want a laugh?"

NO!! NEVER!!! That's why we're watchin the Grammies...MUD

[Happygal]

You Simon and Garfunkeling me? *L*

I am a rock ye know? I am an island! (Unfortunately, I'm not a Carribbean island, and I haven't seen a tourist in decades *L*)

[Happygal]

I can't watch the Grammies, because the only tv in the house that has the international channels is hijacked by my father who is a SPORTS freak. He's currently watching two fly's walking up a screen, and betting on them! *L*

Well, you can pick your friends, not yer relations! ;-)

[MadIvan]

I can't watch the Grammies either; the channels I get don't have it on. Not that I'm missing much, mind you...

Love, Ivan

[FBD]

Sorry I missed Ted Nugent on the Phil Marlo (Donahue)Show...
I bet the Nuge made wabbit stew outta him!

BTW, The NUGE is on w/ Conan O’Brien, Wed. Feb26!

Check out this article by Ted Nugent:

"The Beginning of the End of Rock Radio"

Interesting...comments?

Fregards,
FBD

[FBD]

Good one!

They didn't want any Judy Collins songs?
LOL!

FRegards,
FBD

[FBD]

Hey Sultan;

What happened to Waltrip today? Guess he can't win 'em all... :^)

FRegards,
FBD

[MeekOneGOP]

for the Troops...bumpity bumpity bumpity ...

[Mudboy Slim]

Faith Hill ROCKS...MUD...Tug's Boy's a Lucky Dude!!