Posted on 02/23/2003 3:28:17 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced to step down?
How many lives must the Socialists kill, before RATS are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralism's DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATS' Spin!!
How many fears must the Networks create before RATS're squashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy-keen?!!
How many times can RATS' Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATS' pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see Slick LIES?
How many victims must one man have before the Rapist hears her cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Authority is VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst Left's Spin,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down Clinton/Soddim/Treason.(gettin' outta the UN?!)
Mid...MUD
No, I don't, ma'am. The only POTUS I EVER "revered" was the Gipper. I didn't recall Kennedy or Johnson. I supported Nixon and Ford and Carter (hey, I was politically-NAIVE). I respected and trusted Reagan and was inspired by Ol' Dutch to become more politically-active. I respected Bush the Elder, but learned that all nice men do NOT make good leaders of the Conservative Movement and some NiceGuysFinishFast&Last when pitted against inscrupulous DemonRAT Scum. Then, I learned to LOATHE Clinton, deeper than I have EVER LOATHED another individual on this Planet...Farr from "REVERANCE", IMHO.
"But I've met the last three Irish Presidents. And I've had dinner in the same company as the last three Irish Taoiseach (Prime Ministers) and have known so many Irish cabinet Ministers on first name terms it's embarrassing."
That is how I am with some of the folks who work in Richmond's City Hall...that's how politics is 'sposed to be, IMHO. Any of them kill 78 innocent men, women, and children like Clinton did at Waco, and I'm gonna git my arse over there and see that the GuiltyMass-Murderers are brought to JUSTICE!! And in a perfect world, all my neighbors will be equally outraged at the Coke-snortin', Intern-ballin', Serial-Rapin', Mass-Murderin', Justice-Obstructin', Treasonous, SonOfASleazyBarBi+c#&WhoThe HeckKnowsBastard(tm)...and that my equally-outraged neighbors--like me--refuse to take "NO" fer an A.N.S.W.E.R. when it comes to Gittin' "CosmicJustice!!"(tm)!!!
"(And I'm 30 years of age)."
But you carry on a conversation almost like a mature adult, my FRiend...I commend you fer yer precociousness.
"I know my country is tiny. And it's probably got a lot to do with my job as a journalist. It's just an interesting concept. I see people talk about Gerry Adams on this board. I've met the man, and interviewed him. (Weird experience)"
Please tell US about yer AdamsRendezvous, my FRiend.
"I don't hold reverence for public figures. I certainly respect them, I just have met so many in my own country, I see them as people first, and politicians second."
EXACTLY!!!! Fer this revelation, I'm hereby declaring YOU, HappyGal, a "CelebrityJudge!!"...'cuz YOU Git It!! Yer a dangerous subversive, young lady...30-year-old Irish chicks ain't 'sposed to know what YOU know.
More on this later...but Great Observation!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...at the time he was POTUS, I must admit to involuntarily "revering" Ronald Reagan and he's NEVER done anything since the "reverence" set in to cause me to stop "revering" the "GreatestPresidentInMyLifetime--BarNone!!"...I don't "REVERE" George W. Bush, however, I DO Respect the Man and what he's attempting to do. Having "revered" Reagan, I am sympathetic to the BushBOTS propensity to exhibit "reverence" fer Dubyuh. Hey, post-Clinton, it's sorta like the ol' sayin' "In the ValleyOfTheBlind, the One-EyedMan is King!!"...and I seriously believe Dubyuh's got two good eyes!!
However, what worries me about BushBOTism is when I see folks thinkin' Dubyuh Can Do NO WRONG!! Heck, some folks even appear to believe that he did a good job in selecting his AttorneyGeneral when ALL evidence is to the contrary!! And these are SMART, Intelligent, politically-engaged, PATRIOTS who seem to have--temporarily, I'll bet--lost their NaturalUrging to ChallengeAuthority!!
And what's funniest about this is I'll bet'cha dollars to donuts that the Object de Reverance of the BushBOTS has more respect fer those willing to challenge his authority--like a MAN, not a LeftistPunk--than those who are soooo quick to "REVERE" a man who has--IMHO--had a PurtyDecentStart to a HOPEULLY-REVERENCE-WORTHY eight years in office!!
DOHH!!
MUD
The Contest...Who can write the Best "I Was There" Story per Black Thread?! "CelebrityJudges" will pick one story per BlackThread and come to an informal consensus on which story wins the award. If you have a really, really good story about yer BrushWithGerryAdamsWhenIWasAnInnocentIntern, but you just can't beat the Sultan's IWasACubanInternPlumberAtWatergate Story on this thread, heck, then just copy/paste it to Black XVII and we'll give it another gander, especially if you git into the titillatin' details...LOL!!
Everybody got it?!
Good...MUD
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
"(I have a few of those, but I'm not sure you'd appreciate the Irish context *L*)"
All you need is ONE Good Story Per thread, young lady...if I've learned one thing from my All-KnowingMachineFRiendLandru, it's that you've gotta learn to pace yerself and settle in fer the LongHaul. Confucious says,
"A Candle That Burns Too Bright Shall Not Protect You--and YERS--Against The Darkness 'Til the Dawn!!"**
FReegards...MUD
**Actually, it wasn't Confucious...it was Landru who said that, but I just spruced up the words.
SHEEEEESH, pick it up a notch then!!
LOL...MUD
Yo hablo espanol, pero no en 1972. Perhaps, if I could borrow a TimeMachine, and go back in history so that I could be sittin' there at that diner with you and the Cubans, I can tell 'em, "No Robo Con Allanamiento El DeeEnCee OficinaCentral, Mis Amigos!!" thereby eliminating the DemonRATS NumberOneIssue--InTheirMoronicOpinion (aka ITMO)--fer the last 40 years!! Then, while I'm back there, I'm gonna hunt down that spastic ANTI-American PUNK kid, BillieClinton, and put such a whuppin' on his effeminate ARSE that he shall refuse to come out in PUBLIC fer 40 years or so...LOL!! Unfortunately, that would remove the GOP's NumberOneIssue--ITMO--fer the NEXT 40 years!!
FReegards...MUD
FWIW..."Could not find anybody named 'TimeMachine'
Dammit...let's go to Plan9.
Well...not really. Brevity is the Soul of Wit, my FRiend, but yer story is the best I've seen so far on Black XVI...it really is a very small world after all.
Yep...it's a small world after all...
Un hunh...it's a small world after all...it's a small, small world.
FReegards...MUD
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Landru called FBD a Lib'ral!! You gonna take that, FBD?! Ask Landru about the edible thong undertrousers he wears when the BeautifulRedhead cracks the whip!!
I'll just sit back and mind my own bid'ness...MUD
I've also been lookin' into the FosterParent program...parenting is the coolest job I'll EVER have...'cept fer maybe grandparentin'!! I want many, many grandkids.
I understand yer point, but still believe you tend to give these secret societies more Power than they actually have. Fer instance, did you know that me, Taxman, and Bob J are all FraternityBrothers and when we meet, we give each other a secret handshake?! And, considering we all tend to be RightWingZealots to one degree or another, there would be those on the Left who would therefore accuse our fraternity as being a ToolOfConservatism. Considering John "TheDuke" Wayne is also a Member, they might be onto something...LOL!!
I feel much the same way about the Bilderburgers and the CFR...a group is made up of individual members, and it's those individual members who git things done...and decide the CommonIdeology of the Group.
FReegards...MUD
BTW...did I ever tell you the story about a coupla EX-FReepers called BlackJade and ChaseR?!
Blackie?! Sane?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD
BTW...dis you know that when you subtract "ivemusic" from CM you git "conservatian"?! Doo doo doo doo....
She says, "NO!! Not maybe, not we'll see, just NO!!"
But MUD can be pretty durned persuasive when he needs to be...MUD
BTW...did I tell ya the Missuz has recently admitted to lurkin' on the Black threads?!
Most everyone (who's anyone) knows I'm merely a fragment of your imagination, Mud.
Geshhhhh.
"BTW...the Missuz is about to steal my keyboard 'cuz I have bills to pay and can't seem to withstand the temptation to FReep, so I'll see y'all LATER!!"
She's not worried about your "Freepin'," you fool.
Mudgirl's genuinely concerned about your bizarre ideas concerning what constitutes a good family size.
She's no idiot & needs to come read Black & see what you've been up to you wraskely risky schemer!
...can't do that if you've the machine tied up for hours on end, y'know.
MYOB, buster.
"BTW...dis you know that when you subtract "ivemusic" from CM you git "conservatian"?! Doo doo doo doo..."
~oy...
Sweet Jesus only knows I love ya, man; but...
...get a life. :o)
Are you Forrest Gump??!?!?!?!?!
LOL! Well, on this particular occasion. I know Mr. Gump was there, too. But I never did see the dude.
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