Black XVI: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (BLOW AWAY, HUSSEIN!!!)

MUD's Nubile Mind ^ | Mudboy Slim

[sultan88]

FDB: "...new shortened nic! It's much less painful then a vasectomy..."

Mud: "Vasectomies are fer quitters..."

FDB: "Mud, my kids are 27, 23, and 19...ya gotta quit havin kids sometime, and I've got 4 grandkids, 2 each from my oldest 2 kids."

I moved this conversation over to the Black thread so I could better analyze it.

[sultan88]

My analysis: It seems that the already prolific Mudboy Slim is hankerin' for more MUDrats. It also seems that FBD has learned his lesson. And I notice that FDB's two oldest kids are the same ages as mine, yet I am almost 10 years older than he.

So whaddya make of all that??

[Mudboy Slim]

You could be onto sumthin'...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Another Clue, perhaps?!"

Don't tell the Missuz, though, it's gonna be a SURPRISE!!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Come to think of it, that wasn't a "Very Good Clue!!"

"Now everything has changed
I'll show you love
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
If I had just one wish
Only one demand
I hope she/he's JUST like me
I hope he/she understands
That WE can take this life
And hold it by the hand
And WE SHALL FReep the World
With arms wide open..."

Dammitall, JessieLee, can't you see daddy's busy...you can use the 'puter in a minute...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

"My analysis: It seems that the already prolific Mudboy Slim is hankerin' for more MUDrats."

Mudboy can *hanker* all he wants; but, I'd like to hear from Mudgirl on it, first.
(~the boy's lucky he's not sleeping on the couch more often as it is.

"It also seems that FBD has learned his lesson. And I notice that FDB's two oldest kids are the same ages as mine, yet I am almost 10 years older than he. So whaddya make of all that??"

Well.
I'd have thought this FBL character was a lot younger.

...given the writing style revealing his POV.

[Landru]

*Thing's* enroute UPS Ground, y'hear??

btw; I tried to review the material; but, didn't check check it all.
That means there's a possibility the (LOUSY) Roxio Platinum software I used will have inserted some pops & whaterinthehellelse.
If you hear any kind of anomalies, please, let me know. OK??
Can't work to make things better if I don't know they're goofed up to begin with.

...keep an eye out.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'd have thought this FBL character was a lot younger. ...given the writing style revealing his POV."

I told y'all Landru wouldn't like the Dancin' Dots...LOL!!

Iceskater, you still think Landru's just a figment of my imagination...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...the Missuz is about to steal my keyboard 'cuz I have bills to pay and can't seem to withstand the temptation to FReep, so I'll see y'all LATER!!

[FBD]

"Hey Blackie, I wanna introduce you to a coupla FRiends of mine...MUD"
Thanks MUD ... high neighbors!! :)

Hello my fellow left coast friend. Eugene huh?
You've got my sympathies.

Mud - Besides U of Oregon, Eugene used to be home to loggers, plywood, and lumber mills. Not much of that left.
blackie, how do you keep sane in that town?

BTW, Is the city council still trying to pass the law for cross-dressing men to be able to use the women's bathroom?

FRegards,
FBD

[goldilucky]

I'd like to think that myself but the reality is that much of government policy is formed by them in undisclosed meetings.

[FBD]

"And I notice that FDB's two oldest kids are the same ages as mine, yet I am almost 10 years older than he. So whaddya make of all that??"

I adopted the oldest two.

FRegards.

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[FBD]

"Well.
I'd have thought this FBL character was a lot younger.
...given the writing style revealing his POV."

FBL character?

Well at least I have given you the courtesy which you have not extended to me, of addressing you directly.

Fregards.

[sultan88]

"OK. It was June, 1972 and I was a very young intern with the Defense Department assigned to a military post in Pennsylvania. I was sent to DeeCee to take a two-week training course."

Continuing with my story that was interrupted by my trip to the DMV and Mudboy's wisecracks. BTW, many important career fields in the Federal government required one to start off in an intern program. So, myself and my co-intern (who also was very young and just happened to have the same name as President Nixon's Attorney General) went to DeeCee for two weeks.

We shared a room at the Howard Johnson's (third floor) facing the Watergate Complex. On Friday, June 16, after we got back from class we went across the street and into the Watergate and went down to the shopping mall on the lower level and bought a few items from the shops there. We then went back to the Howard Johnson's to have dinner. We were on a low per diem allowance so we decided to eat at the lunch counter at the Howard Joihnson's.

So while we were eating we kept noticing the half dozen Cuban-looking guys seated across from us who were speaking to each other in Spanish, but kept nervously glancing toward us, as we were the only other patrons in the place.

Well, the next morning (Saturday, the 17th) I awoke to the sounds of police sirens outside my window, I looked out and noticed the DC Crime Lab truck parked below along with TV crew trucks. A little bit later on the TV we heard about the arrests at the Watergate and how they arrested a number of Cuban Americans caught wiretapping the offices of the DNC in the Watergate. These men were staying at the Howard Johnson's on the 5th floor facing the Watergate. (They were later referred to as the "plumbers" if you recall the history of the break-in.) And they were merely two floors above us on the same side of the building! They had found listening apparatus in their rooms. So I was watching the scene live on TV as they panned a camera shot across my room!

So, to make a long story short, I was in the Watergate Complex on the historic day that eventually led to the downfall of Richard Nixon and had dinner with the wiretappers! And I was staying in the same room as John Mitchell.

And that is my first big DeeCee adventure.

[Happygal]

Hey friend...got an idea for a column, interested in helping an old FRiend out?

[Happygal]

Wow, that's a terrific story Sultan. Basis of a great article too.

[sultan88]

Thanks, HG! (Now I need you to remark that MY story was more exciting than FBD's subway story, ok?)

[Happygal]

Eh, I didn't read FBD's subway story (mae culpa) Contrary to popular opinion, I don't live on this board, and do go to work some days *L*

[sultan88]

"I adopted the oldest two."

Yes, upon a more careful reading of your post on the other thread, I do see that.

[sultan88]

LOL!! FBD's story is at post 172.