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Peace in Middle Earth in Our Time
http://bettnet.dyndns.org/ ^ | February 20, 2003 | Domenico Bettinelli

Posted on 02/20/2003 3:26:55 PM PST by DaveCooper

MINAS TIRITH (Gondor News Network) - Thousands of peace activists took to the streets of Minas Tirith and other cities of Middle-earth today to protest what they termed a rush to war with Mordor.

“We need more time for diplomacy,” said a key member of the Middle-earth Security Council, Saruman the White. “I am not convinced by the evidence presented by my esteemed colleague, Gandalf the Grey, or that the Dark Lord Sauron presents an imminent danger to the peoples of the West.”

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1 posted on 02/20/2003 3:26:55 PM PST by DaveCooper
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To: DaveCooper
LOL. Thanks!
2 posted on 02/20/2003 3:29:10 PM PST by Eala
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To: DaveCooper
cool...!
3 posted on 02/20/2003 3:37:30 PM PST by Mr. K (all your (OPTIONAL TAG LINE) are belong to us)
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To: DaveCooper
Nice find. Very funny!
4 posted on 02/20/2003 3:41:14 PM PST by Snake65
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To: Snake65
Great find, thanks!
5 posted on 02/20/2003 3:56:46 PM PST by Asparagirl
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To: DaveCooper
Pure genius. Sometimes an analogy really helps.
6 posted on 02/20/2003 3:57:57 PM PST by seams2me ("if they pass the reading test, it means they learned to read" GWB 1/8/03)
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To: DaveCooper; HairOfTheDog
The hobbits might like this.
7 posted on 02/20/2003 6:23:55 PM PST by Samwise
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To: DaveCooper
Elrond is NOT a balrog!
8 posted on 02/20/2003 6:27:22 PM PST by Red Boots
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To: Samwise; Pippin
As the protesters continued their march through the city, they chanted, “No blood for Mount Doom,”

Scotty HammerHand disagrees strongly.

9 posted on 02/20/2003 6:31:03 PM PST by humblegunner (Primates capitulards et toujours en quĂȘte de fromages.)
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To: DaveCooper
I love this comment:

"Let's not forget that the entire war is a fabrication by Aragorn to make up for his family's earlier mistake! ...

No War for Isildur's Folly!"
10 posted on 02/20/2003 6:39:43 PM PST by RobFromGa (It's Time to Bomb Saddam!)
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To: Samwise; ecurbh
Ring ping...
11 posted on 02/20/2003 6:47:41 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: DaveCooper
LOL That's one of the best satirical pieces that I've seen in a long time. Sent it to a friend of mine in Hollywood; I can't wait to hear back from him.

Yours in Truth,

12 posted on 02/20/2003 6:49:32 PM PST by Buggman
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To: DaveCooper
LOL

It’s our own fault really.

It really is Gondor's fault.... after all, if Sauron was such a big deal, they would have destroyed the Ring the first time around at the end of the second age. They brought it on themselves.

And Sauron has already been reduced to a big flaming eye. He can't even take physical form. How bad can he be?

13 posted on 02/20/2003 6:52:15 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: humblegunner
And the hobbits will start a coalition of the willing!

Thabks for the ping, HG!

14 posted on 02/20/2003 6:56:38 PM PST by Pippin (God bless and Protect President Bush!)
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To: HairOfTheDog
LOL!!
15 posted on 02/20/2003 6:57:08 PM PST by Pippin (God bless and Protect President Bush!)
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To: 2Jedismom; Alkhin; Alouette; Anitius Severinus Boethius; artios; AUsome Joy; austinTparty; ...

Ring Ping!!

17 posted on 02/21/2003 1:34:15 PM PST by ecurbh (HHD)
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To: DaveCooper
Will someone send this to Viggo Mortensen?
19 posted on 02/21/2003 1:40:31 PM PST by Anitius Severinus Boethius
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To: DaveCooper
Outstanding.
20 posted on 02/21/2003 1:51:41 PM PST by Sloth (I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!)
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