An Oppressor of One

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[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

An Oppressor of One

I am an oppressor of one.

I am a Conservative.

I force inner city people to smoke crack and join gangs. I force people to join welfare and then, I blame them for it. I force people not to work, just for the fun of it. I force people on food stamps. I force people into poverty because; I enjoy the spoils of human misery. After all, I am a Conservative.

I force people to pay their own way. I force people to work night to morn for a paycheck. I force some to sing for their supper. I force people to pay their bills. I force people to obey the laws. I force people to act according to the behavior they’d expect towards themselves. I force people under the atrocity of obeying the law. Are you even surprised? I am a Conservative.

I am a member of the freemasons. I am a member of the Elks. I am the member of every liberal conspiracy theory out there. I am a worker at Area 51. I am the creator of the chip inside your heads. I am a member of the Kennedy assassination conspiracy, even though it happened nine years before my birth. I am also in certain elite circles as Rusty Shackelford. I am the one who made Oswald a patsy; I am the man on the grassy knoll. I am Earl Warren’s string puller. I am the one who promised Ford a high government job in exchange for keeping his humdrum dumb mouth shut. I am about to let you in on my little secret; we had Aristotle hypnotize Jackie into doing the deed. I am pulling your leg or am I? I am the owner of the state. I am the owner of the church. I am the one who picked the winners of “Star Search.” Don’t look shocked. I am a Conservative

I am the soul of the soulless corporate machine. I am in despising of all individuality. I am in finding all art perverse. I am unable to see the beauty of a bullwhip up a man’s rectum or a crucifix in a jar of urine. I am thinking art should strive for a higher form. I am thinking true art does not appeal to the prurient interest. I am thinking that true art does not include the obscene. I am not the least bit interested in being forced to appreciate third world culture. I am a stalwart devil for western culture. I am evil. I am a Conservative.

I think the music of today is overrated. I think there should be more love songs, instead of lust songs. I think the people who write songs about revolution will be the first ones with their backs against the wall. I think millionaires shouldn’t write songs that say they are the common man. I think the lyrics of today are shameful. I think music should not talk about the assassination of the police. I think most rap appeals to the lowest common denominator. I think shock for shock value’s sake is a bad aesthetic. I think most pop culture is an anesthesia of apathy. I am the bastard. I am a Conservative.

I think people should be held accountable for their own actions. I believe in personal responsibility. I think what happened to your ancestors over four hundred years ago has no bearing today. I think you set your own path. I think you act in life; you are not acted upon by life. I think, not feel. I must be a Hitler. I am a Conservative.

I believe in the quality of a man’s character, not the color of their skin. I believe all men are created equal but not all men act that way. I believe that the color of a man’s does not qualify someone for a job. I believe affirmative action is more racist than a stack of Klansmen. I believe liberals are afraid of minorities, so they bribe them with programs so they won’t get what’s coming to them. I believe that there will be no revolution, televised or not. I believe in America. I believe white liberal guilt has brought America only ill gain. I must be named Schillinger; I must be a leader of the Aryan brotherhood. I am a Conservative.

I believe in God. I believe in right and wrong. I believe the just are rewarded; the unjust are punished. I believe criminals belong in prison. I believe the reason for the crime does not excuse the crime. I believe killers should be killed. I believe the innocent should be protected. I believe the rights of victims of crime outweigh those of the criminals. I believe some men are rabid animals and should be put down like rabid animals. I believe am the worst man alive because, I believe. I am a Conservative.

I know that sometimes wars are just. I know the tyrannical heart cannot be quenched by mere talk. I know some men are alcoholics, drunk with power. I know that if evil men are not stopped, I am just as responsible for their actions. I know not to talk to dictators, just as I know not to talk to wolverines. I know peace is the product of strength. I know strength is the muscle of vigilance. I know I would die to defend the freedom of those who bite the hand that feeds them. I know I must be a warmonger. I am a Conservative, say no more.

I know that abortion is murder. I know the murder of innocents is wrong. I know the sexual revolution is a herpes scar on society. I know free love has enslaved many of us. I know that the human body should be respected, not to be thrown on the trash heap of sexual conquest. I know most baby boomers were a collective atomic bomb dropped on the moral fabric of our nation. I know we are living in the fallout. I know America should be better than this, but angels of ultimate freedom have blinded it. I know God must not be very happy with us. I know what happened the last time that happened. I know it’s going to rain and there’s nothing we can do about it. I know the wheat will rise above the chaff. I know that most of life is actually black and white. I know I am scum sealed in a sheath of human skin. I am a Conservative.

I taught Palm Beach county voters how to vote wrong. I taught people the Republicans how to riot. I taught the Democrat canvas board in Florida how to lose ballot boxes. I taught Algore how to be snippy. I taught Jeb Bush how to steal an election, his brother already won four times. I taught losers that if they feel like winners, they must have won. I taught people that self-esteem is more important than the truth. I am a malignant tumor on the face of society. I am a Conservative.

I taught gangs how to do drive by shootings and how to score crack. I taught them how to hold the pipe. I taught crips and bluds how to make their streets rusty with each other’s dried blood on a whim. I taught liquor storeowners the way to South Central and then, I taught people that they had to drink. I taught evil the rules of the road. I taught the obese how to stuff their faces with junk food and how to turn their bodies into a refuse heap. I taught Raliegh how to harvest tobacco for cigarettes. I taught perfume makes how to test their products on animals. I taught the world how to make SUV’s. If it’s evil or bad for you, you know I’m behind it somehow. I am a Conservative.

I am the sum of all evil.

I am a Conservative.

[gcruse]

I force people to pay their own way.

Oh, good.  I was apparently mistaken in attributing the 128 billion dollar agricultural welfare gift to the  Republicans.  Unless, of course, the Republican party is not home to conservatives.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

I like your motto, although i think the Germans have already used it.