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Osama In Coma, Near Death
John Batchelor, WABC Radio - NYC ^
| February 15, 2003
| TommyDale
Posted on 02/15/2003 8:15:06 AM PST by TommyDale
Just before midnight last night, John Batchelor, on location in Kazahkistan, reported that Osama Bin Laden is under heavy guard in a cave in Western Pakistan. He is yellow in color, from failing kidneys, and slips in and out of a coma. The required kidney dialysis has failed to help him.
Apparently, when he comes out of a coma for a brief period, they will record his voice. Of course, if he dies soon, he will be denied his wish for martyrdom. It was stated that some see this as a punishment from God.
TOPICS: Breaking News; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Front Page News; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: mahdi; osamabinladen
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To: TommyDale
Sure hope it's true! I rate this at 50% probability which is pretty high for my rumor mill. Where's Debka on this? Off for Shabat?
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posted on
02/15/2003 9:11:34 AM PST
by
dennisw
( http://www.littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/weblog.php)
To: areafiftyone
Suffer, baby, suffer.
82
posted on
02/15/2003 9:14:34 AM PST
by
monocle
To: TommyDale
I'm not buying this. I think the dude is dead. fake tape!!!
To: TommyDale
Well, the fact that the last two tapes have only been audio definately raised my eyebrows as to the health of bin laden. May he burn in hell.
To: STD
Neither is liver failure-discomfort,yes. Pain?No. I speak with a little experience in this . My liver had to be replaced Jan.6,2002.
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posted on
02/15/2003 9:16:44 AM PST
by
rewrite
To: TommyDale
Is Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa with him?
To: geedee
Whoa...that's a pretty UGLY scene. :-p
To: TommyDale
Isn't this the same reporter from ABC who got in trouble earlier last year with a contrived news story?
88
posted on
02/15/2003 9:20:50 AM PST
by
MHT
To: I'm ALL Right!
How do we know that this is not from U.S. intelligence? We hear what they want us to hear.
To: geedee
This is funny :-)
Somewhere on FR I saw an animated gif where a guy walks up to a large photo of bin laden's face and takes a piss on it. Yellow is everywhere. Where is that pissin' gif?!
To: monocle
Believe me if he has the disease that they say he has - he IS Suffering!! But I wish this was on the mainstream news. It's too good not to be!
91
posted on
02/15/2003 9:22:32 AM PST
by
areafiftyone
(The U.N. is now officially irrelevant! The building is for Sale!!!)
To: TommyDale
How do we know this is not from the National Enquirer?
My guess is he has been dead a while and the AlQaeda needs to admit it
92
posted on
02/15/2003 9:23:48 AM PST
by
woofie
To: TommyDale
Good story. This probably belongs in the heaps of false stories on Bin Laden. Good journalists that "know Bin Laden's whereabouts" are a dime a dozen. It's called recognition and fame my friends! Journalists no longer report the news, they make it in hopes of becoming famous and recognized. Look at any TV journalist. It's little more than making up and fabricating stories to entertain the audience.
93
posted on
02/15/2003 9:24:07 AM PST
by
rs79bm
To: msuMD
"Normally you don't turn yellow with end stage kidney disease. You turn yellow with end stage liver disease, ie Jaundice."
Maybe he was born yellow? Methinks.
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posted on
02/15/2003 9:25:34 AM PST
by
auggy
To: auggy
I've been listening to MSNBC and FOX all morning and have not heard this reported. What's up with that? Also, is anyone else having a problem loading this thread? My browser is getting stuck on Post #75 and I have to hit the stop-loading button.
To: Dog Gone
John Batchelor and Paul Alexander are the new late night Art Bells. Full of wild speculation and downright out of their minds on occasion.
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posted on
02/15/2003 9:29:36 AM PST
by
OldFriend
(Pray)
To: hgro
But he did find 72 Virginians and they kicked his a**.
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posted on
02/15/2003 9:31:34 AM PST
by
dljordan
To: TommyDale
Maybe Sean Penn, Susan Saradon, or Mike Farrell could go over there, and donate one of their kidneys to keep Osama going.
To: hgro
It's 72 VIRGILS and are they going to be surprised when they recreate that scene out of "Deliverance."
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posted on
02/15/2003 9:35:15 AM PST
by
LS
To: geedee
All it said was 70 virgins. - Nothing about the specie.
Oh! Look girls, hes here! Oink.. oink
Have fun in eternity Osama.
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