[lainie]

"this waste of cheese from France, Foreign Minister Dominique de Villepin"

Even their folders are baby blue.

[arasina]

They are SACRE BLEU!

[Valin]

1. How many gears in a French tank? Six, five reverse and one forward in case they are attacked from behind.

2. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The French Army.

3. How do you stop a French tank? Shoot the guy pushing.

4. How did the French advertise surplus World War II rifles? “Never fired, only dropped once.”

5. Why might the French send troops to the Gulf? To teach the Iraqis how to surrender.

6. Why do Frenchmen have mustaches? To look like their mothers.

7. Why does the new French Navy use glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old French Navy.