To: Salvation
Psst...here's a secret...don't tell anyone.
If you live in the United States, and live somewhere near any city, or if you fly on airplanes, or ride on trains, or buses, or drive a car over a bridge or through a tunnel, you are at risk of a terrorist attack.
If you eat lots of bacon and eggs, you are at risk of a heart attack.
If you eat lots of beans...gas attack risk.
If you drive past a McDonalds...that's right, a Big Mac Attack.
Don't watch Fox...that's When Animals Attack.
And worrying about which cities are most at risk will put you at risk of an anxiety attack.
Please don't take this as a flame. Its not directed at you but at whoever would pull out an atlas and make a list of the most populous cities in each state and call it a list of cities at risk.
3 posted on
02/10/2003 9:48:13 AM PST by
RayBob
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To: RayBob
Kind of sounds like that Veterans Life commercial. "If you are a veteran, married to one, child of one, live next to one, wish you were one, etc........
7 posted on
02/10/2003 10:10:19 AM PST by
YOMO
To: RayBob
Your response just about has the meter of a Jesse Jackson speech. I loved it!
11 posted on
02/10/2003 10:28:20 AM PST by
Myrnick
To: RayBob
**Please don't take this as a flame.**
I'm not -- I was laughing all the way through your post!
19 posted on
02/10/2003 10:45:50 AM PST by
Salvation
(†With God all things are possible.†)
To: RayBob
Oh, so you don't see this scenario as a possibility? I think you're suffering from an attack- of the dumbass!
To: RayBob
Don't watch Fox...that's When Animals Attack.Hey, Ray....LMAO
To: RayBob
You have nailed it.
This reminds me of a speech made by a history prof. at a local college during the heyday of the Cold War.
He said our town (Winston-Salem, NC) was at special risk from a Russian nuke.
The reason: We were ground zero for cigarette production...If the Soviets knocked out the Winston, Camel, and Sir Walter Raleigh plants all the smokers would have nicotine fits and the U.S. would have to surrender.
The remarkable thing is that this nonsense was accepted as an important insight into Warsaw Pact strategy.
The real reason that Winston-Salem was so important is, of course, that is is the HQ of Krispy Kreme.
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