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New Iraqi TV Guide: SADDAM must see TV
email | 2/7/03 | unknown

Posted on 02/07/2003 8:39:36 AM PST by MadelineZapeezda

New Iraqi TV Guide schedule....

IRAQI TV GUIDE > >
> > SUNDAY:
> > 0800 - My 33 Sons
> > 0830 - Osama Knows Best
> > 0900 - I Dream of Mohammed
> > 0930 - Let's Mecca Deal
> > 1000 - The Kabul Hillbillies
> >
> > MONDAY:
> > 0800 - Husseinfeld
> > 900 - Mad About Everything
> > 930 - Monday Night Stoning
> > 1000 - Win Bin Laden's Money
> > 1030 - Allah McBeal
> >
> > TUESDAY:
> > 0800 - Wheel of poverty
> > 0830 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right
> > 0900 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
> > 0930 -Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
> > 1000 - Buffy the yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer
> >
> > WEDNESDAY:
> > 0800 - Beat the Press
> > 0830 - When Kurds Attack
> > 0900 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
> > 0930 - Just Shoot Everyone
> > 1000 - Veilwatch
> >
> > THURSDAY:
> > 0800 - Fatima Loves Chachi
> > 0830 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
> > 0900 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
> > 0930 - Married with 139 Children
> > 1000 - Eye for an Eye Witness News
> >
> > FRIDAY:
> > 0800 - Judge Saddam
> > 0830 - Suddenly Sanctions
> > 0900 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
> > 0930 - Cave and Garden Television
> > 1000 - No-Witness News
> >
> > SATURDAY:
> > 0800 - Spongebob Squareturban
> > 0830 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway?
> > 0900 - Teletalibans
> > 0930 - Camel 54, Where Are You?
> 1000- SATURDAY NIGHT DEAD !


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Little humor for the day. Can anyone add to it!
1 posted on 02/07/2003 8:39:36 AM PST by MadelineZapeezda
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To: MadelineZapeezda
bwahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2 posted on 02/07/2003 8:43:12 AM PST by JohnHuang2
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To: MadelineZapeezda
My Law and Disorder
3 posted on 02/07/2003 8:46:23 AM PST by WKB
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To: MadelineZapeezda
Mad about Everything, that's a good one. Reminds me of Dennis Leary back in 1991 doing stand-up. "I say we take Iraq and Iran and combine it into one big country. We'll call it 'Irate'."
4 posted on 02/07/2003 8:46:52 AM PST by wizardoz (I'll show you "imperialist"!)
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To: JohnHuang2
Spongebob Squareturban...

Teletalibans...make for some great FReeper names, doncha think!
5 posted on 02/07/2003 8:47:53 AM PST by MadelineZapeezda (Camel 54, Where Are You?)
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To: MadelineZapeezda
"Husseinfeld"!!

Except when "Kramer" tries to enter the apartment unannounced, he gets shot ....
6 posted on 02/07/2003 8:50:41 AM PST by canuck_conservative
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To: MadelineZapeezda
HAHAHA!

How about "The al-Simpson's"
7 posted on 02/07/2003 8:51:24 AM PST by Guillermo (Sic 'Em)
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To: wizardoz
Beat the Press..............now there's one show I'd love to see.....starring Helen Thomas in the lead!
8 posted on 02/07/2003 8:51:54 AM PST by MadelineZapeezda (Cave and Garden Television rules)
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To: MadelineZapeezda
They sure do -- lol
9 posted on 02/07/2003 8:54:19 AM PST by JohnHuang2
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To: mountaineer
ping
10 posted on 02/07/2003 8:55:34 AM PST by MadelineZapeezda (Designing Caves for the Sexes)
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To: MadelineZapeezda
I'll bite:

Mchamid's Navy
Great Moments in the Mother of all Battles,
(short subject)
The Shi(i)t Chef
Fatah and Friends & the O'Rahsid Factor.

11 posted on 02/07/2003 8:56:31 AM PST by Semper Paratus
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To: canuck_conservative
7:30 pm Really, Really Crossfire!
12 posted on 02/07/2003 8:59:25 AM PST by MadelineZapeezda (Will and Faceless???)
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To: MadelineZapeezda
My Mother the Camel
13 posted on 02/07/2003 8:59:43 AM PST by tractorman
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To: Semper Paratus
O'Rahsid Factor......I like it!
14 posted on 02/07/2003 9:00:41 AM PST by MadelineZapeezda (Will and Faceless???)
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To: MadelineZapeezda
That is priceless! Thanks for posting it!
15 posted on 02/07/2003 9:02:27 AM PST by angelwings49 (New Kid on the FReeper Block & Very Proud American!)
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To: MadelineZapeezda
the UN starring in "THE WEAKEST LINK"
16 posted on 02/07/2003 9:04:44 AM PST by princess leah
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To: princess leah
How about the movies.........20,000 Kurds Under the Red Sea
17 posted on 02/07/2003 9:11:28 AM PST by MadelineZapeezda (Design on a Dinar!)
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To: MadelineZapeezda
9:00 pm: The West Wing (Iraq wishes Sheen were President)
18 posted on 02/07/2003 9:15:30 AM PST by martin_fierro
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To: MadelineZapeezda
Don't forget CNN.
19 posted on 02/07/2003 9:18:43 AM PST by Green Kayak
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To: Green Kayak
Don't forget CNN..........24/7
20 posted on 02/07/2003 9:22:14 AM PST by MadelineZapeezda (The Young and the Lifeless!)
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