DFU SONG: Stayin' Alive (Sinkmaster on Larry King Live)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 2-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - STAYIN' ALIVE - scroll to bottom of right column

Well, you can tell by the way he lies, I guess
He's the worst we've had…a POS
He loves cigars and intern cows
He sent kneepads to the gang from NOW

But he will not leave…just won't leave
Because he still wants to deceive
You'd think he was 10 years of age
He just cannot get off the stage

Now he's getting softballs…we're expecting all the softballs
He's on Larry King Live…Larry King Live
It is not surprising…no, it's really not surprising
He's on Larry King Live…Larry King Live
Ah ha ha ha…Larry King Live, Larry King Live
Ah ha ha ha…Larry King L-i-i-i-i-i-ive…Larry King Live

Everyone's well aware the scumbag's depraved
He's been a rapist since his Oxford days
If he met a girl who told him no
He'd take what he wants…that's the way it goes

But he will not leave…just won't leave
Because he still wants to deceive
You'd think he was 10 years of age
He just cannot get off the stage

Now he's getting softballs…we're expecting all the softballs
He's on Larry King Live…Larry King Live
It is not surprising…no, it's really not surprising
He's on Larry King Live…Larry King Live
Ah ha ha ha…Larry King Live, Larry King Live
Ah ha ha ha…Larry King L-i-i-i-i-i-ive…Larry Live

His legacy's gone…flushed down the toilet…it cannot be revived
Humiliation…it's Sinkmaster's impeachment…that we'll keep alive

Not once did he care about security
That is why we're in this mess, you see
Bernie Schwartz would pass the loot
ChiComs got the goods…man, that's a hoot

But he will not leave…just won't leave
Because he still wants to deceive
You'd think he was 10 years of age
He just cannot get off the stage

Now he's getting softballs…we're expecting all the softballs
He's on Larry King Live…Larry King Live
It is not surprising…no, it's really not surprising
He's on Larry King Live…Larry King Live
Ah ha ha ha…Larry King Live, Larry King Live
Ah ha ha ha…Larry King L-i-i-i-i-i-ive…King Live

His legacy's gone…flushed down the toilet…it cannot be revived
Humiliation…it's Sinkmaster's impeachment…that we'll keep alive

His legacy's gone…flushed down the toilet…it cannot be revived
Humiliation…it's Sinkmaster's impeachment…that we'll keep alive

His legacy's gone…flushed down the toilet…it cannot be revived
Humiliation…it's Sinkmaster's impeachment…that we'll keep alive

His legacy's gone…flushed down the toilet…it cannot be revived
Humiliation…it's Sinkmaster's impeachment…that we'll keep alive

[doug from upland]

Ping list. Hey, today it was a twin spin.

[Howlin]

LOL.........really LOL!

[exit82]

Nice,Doug--who says disco is dead!

[Fred Mertz]

Dude, you saw him tonight? What a POS.

Excellent lyrics dfu!

[doug from upland]

No, I didn't see him. I don't have cable because I hardly ever watch television. (I did see the still pix on the threads.)

[Just mythoughts]

CNN lying with dog get fleas.


Reagan's birthday, CNN has a poll on most admired President.
Note the poll has the dog leading.

Then has the gall to have the worst president in the history of this country on the tube.

CNN has hit bottom.

[doug from upland]

clinton on larry king live thread -- CLICK

FYI: Clinton on Larry King Tonight -- CLICK

[Mo1]

ROFL ... That was GREAT!!

[hole_n_one]

I made it about two thirds of the way thru the transcript, and by my count, the number of times he spews the words I or me (or any derivative thereof) totaled a staggering 175

[hole_n_one]

Pure genius!

[doug from upland]

Thanks for the link and keeping track. I I I I I I...me me me me me me. How about a really bad picture?

[lainie]

Most excellent!

12/20/1998

~boogie down~

[StarFan]

Terrific, as usual! I caught glimpses of him during commercials and frankly heard enough I's and We's to last a lifetime. Here's the transcript which is far better than watching. .

[doug from upland]

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