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France Surrenders to Texas High School
CNSNews.com ^
| January 31, 2003
| David Burge, the Iowa Hawk
Posted on 01/31/2003 7:40:51 AM PST by Moosejaw
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posted on
01/31/2003 7:40:51 AM PST
by
Moosejaw
To: Moosejaw
"We hope to achieve national recovery by prom," said Baumer. "The seniors have voted for the theme "Springtime in Paris." Hmmmm. I hope they realize that France is going to ask for a $3 Kazillion Marshall Plan.
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posted on
01/31/2003 7:42:47 AM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(© 2003, Raving Lunatic LLC)
To: Moosejaw
As a former band parent, this is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Kudos to IowaHawk, and thanks to you for posting this!
To: Moosejaw
"Like Ghost Recon , except the other guy just wets himself and runs away. LOL!
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posted on
01/31/2003 7:47:30 AM PST
by
Lil'freeper
(Shouting is part of the unfreezing process..)
To: A Citizen Reporter; ABG(anybody but Gore); acnielsen guy; Angelwood; arazitjh; b4its2late; ...
Pinging ATRW, for a hilarious Friday break!
To: aculeus; general_re; BlueLancer; hellinahandcart; Poohbah
"It may not sound like much, but after three days of smelly French cigarettes and being called 'cowboys' and 'arrogant' and 'stupid' and stuff, it finally gets to you," said Megan Prosser, a sophomore alto who led the initial charge. "Basically, we just snapped."
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posted on
01/31/2003 7:50:12 AM PST
by
dighton
To: Miss Marple
Thanks for the ping =^)
To: Moosejaw
Brilliant. Simply brilliant!
To: Moosejaw
My three-year-old daughter can point out on a globe to where the cheese-eating surrender monkeys live. Her mother's not too impressed (with me), but it's funny as hell. And Botswana is the funniest-sounding country.
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posted on
01/31/2003 7:53:35 AM PST
by
toenail
To: dighton; IowaHawk; aculeus; BlueLancer; hellinahandcart
"We kept hearing about some French resistance," said Baumer. "Apparently that was a myth." The 'Hawk is flying in top form today ;)
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posted on
01/31/2003 7:54:58 AM PST
by
general_re
(Chorus: "We are the chorus, and we agree. We agree, we agree, we agree.")
To: toenail
And Botswana is the funniest-sounding country. I like the Simpsons episode where Homer points to a globe and says "Look at this country, You Are Gay".
To: IowaHawk
You rock.
To: Moosejaw
Absolutely brilliant!!!
To: Moosejaw
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posted on
01/31/2003 8:00:16 AM PST
by
AnAmericanMother
(. . . de Franch, dey are a funny race . . .)
To: Moosejaw
Bonjouuuuuuuuur, ya cheese eating surrender monkeys!
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posted on
01/31/2003 8:03:27 AM PST
by
dogbyte12
(It is good to hate the french)
To: Moosejaw
This could present a scheduling problem. France is expected to also surrender to Punxatawney Phil when he appears on Groundhog Day. That's only two days away!
To: Miss Marple
Classic! Thanks for the ping, because this one gets a bookmark. 8^)
To: dighton
Megan could have left off the word "cigarette" and still got it right.
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posted on
01/31/2003 8:05:47 AM PST
by
Corporate Law
("Bonjourrrrrrrr, you cheese-eating surrender monkies")
To: Corporate Law
France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals, but other than that it is a fine country
--Mark Twain--
To: ABG(anybody but Gore)
In France, one must adapt oneself to the fragrance of a urinal.
--Gertrude Stein--
Basically, the french are all peasants
--Pablo Picasso--
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