[toenail]

My three-year-old daughter can point out on a globe to where the cheese-eating surrender monkeys live. Her mother's not too impressed (with me), but it's funny as hell. And Botswana is the funniest-sounding country.

[Phantom Lord]

And Botswana is the funniest-sounding country.

I like the Simpsons episode where Homer points to a globe and says "Look at this country, You Are Gay".

[Poohbah]

My three-year-old daughter can point out on a globe to where the cheese-eating surrender monkeys live. Her mother's not too impressed (with me), but it's funny as hell.

Uh-oh...my daughter's five, and she doesn't know this important information! I've got to give her some remedial education!