[Cyber Liberty]

"We hope to achieve national recovery by prom," said Baumer. "The seniors have voted for the theme "Springtime in Paris."

Hmmmm. I hope they realize that France is going to ask for a $3 Kazillion Marshall Plan.

[Miss Marple]

As a former band parent, this is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Kudos to IowaHawk, and thanks to you for posting this!

[Lil'freeper]

"Like Ghost Recon , except the other guy just wets himself and runs away.

LOL!

[TontoKowalski]

Brilliant. Simply brilliant!

[toenail]

My three-year-old daughter can point out on a globe to where the cheese-eating surrender monkeys live. Her mother's not too impressed (with me), but it's funny as hell. And Botswana is the funniest-sounding country.

[Keith in Iowa]

You rock.

[Conservativegreatgrandma]

Absolutely brilliant!!!

[AnAmericanMother]

OMG! LOL!

You ROCK!

[dogbyte12]

Bonjouuuuuuuuur, ya cheese eating surrender monkeys!

[17th Miss Regt]

This could present a scheduling problem. France is expected to also surrender to Punxatawney Phil when he appears on Groundhog Day. That's only two days away!

[an amused spectator]

Top of the box! We surrender to your matchless wit. ;-)

[ewing]

This kid could be the next Dave Berry..

[Poohbah]

IowaHawk, U DA MAN (again)!

[SeeRushToldU_So]

OK, I am a confirmed nutcase now. I was laughing so hard at this I couldn't see for the tears. This was almost as good a laugh as being stoned in the 70's and reading Vonnegut.

I need a life.

[MozartLover]

"It may not sound like much, but after three days of smelly French cigarettes and being called 'cowboys' and 'arrogant' and 'stupid' and stuff, it finally gets to you," said Megan Prosser, a sophomore alto who led the initial charge. "Basically, we just snapped." "

Never antagonize an alto.

[WillVoteForFood]

Word from sources close to the Big Ike Invasion Force state that the tide turned in large part due to the threat of invasion by Big Ike's weapons of mass destruction. Said Chirac, "They talked of turning our asses into tackling dummies. We were already very frightened when one of the musical teenagers told us of the atrocities performed one time in band camp. The thought of being manhandled by their most brutish classmates was too much to bear".

[IowaHawk]

Zee French, zey are a funny race
Zey fight wiss zheir feet and **** wiss zheir face

[T Minus Four]

Former President Jacques Chirac was last seen boarding his private Airbus jet at Orly Airport, as the Eisenhower Jazz Ensemble taunted him with an off-key rendition of "Na Na Na Na (Hey Hey) Goodbye."

LOL!!! This was hilarious! It made up for having to come to work today!

T

[Travis McGee]

If Hugh reads this, he will need hospitalization after he busts all his stitches!

[Paul Ross]

"We kept hearing about some French resistance," said Baumer. "Apparently that was a myth."