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French to join war on Iraq
Clinton News Network
| 30 Jan 03
| John Smith
Posted on 01/30/2003 9:26:07 AM PST by elhombrelibre
Paris - In a stunning reversal of policy, French President Jacques Chirac announced today that the French government will be supporting the War on Terror after all. Five hundred soldiers from the elite LAbandonnement du Field dHonneur Battalion (French Surrender Battalion) of the Legion Etrangere (Foreign Legion) are in the process of shipping out to Iraq where they will assist the elite Iraqi Republican Guards in their inevitable surrender to the overwhelming might of the American Armed Forces. Eet ees important to be haughty and insufferable when surrendering, said Colonel Philippe de Peepee, the Commanding Officer of the Surrender Battalion, who has personally surrendered in over 200 battles going back to Dien Bien Phu in 1954. We French are the world masters at surrendering, nest ce pas, not like you arrogant Americans who never surrender. Ha, I spit on your filthy American victories.
President Chirac also announced that his government will be sending 3000 advisors from the elite Force du Collaborateur Francaise (French Collaboration Force) to assist the Iraqis in collaborating with the Americans while pretending to be part of a non-existent resistance movement.
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bloviators; cowards; france; fromage
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Good, news. They'll bring the cheese.
To: elhombrelibre
They'll bring the cheese. And the slugs.
To: white trash redneck
Now that is some funny article,,it is a keeper,,congrats to the writer. Vive la France Surrender Monkees!!!!
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posted on
01/30/2003 9:31:51 AM PST
by
cajungirl
To: elhombrelibre
French Military rifles for sale, Excellent Condition, Only laid down once
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posted on
01/30/2003 9:32:46 AM PST
by
MJY1288
(The State of the Union is Strong and in Good Hands)
To: elhombrelibre
Pretty funny, except the inclusion of the Foreign Legion. They are actually fine soldiers with a proud history. Of course the enlisted men are 100% non-French, which explains why they are so supurior to the rest of the French military.
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posted on
01/30/2003 9:35:21 AM PST
by
Hugin
To: elhombrelibre
If the French had opposed the German move back into the Rhineland in the summer of 1936, we would not be having this conversation.
To: elhombrelibre
Does anyone have a link to that hilarious screenshot graphic of a failed Google search of "French military victories," suggesting instead "French military defeats"?
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posted on
01/30/2003 9:38:19 AM PST
by
stayout
To: elhombrelibre
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posted on
01/30/2003 9:38:39 AM PST
by
Paul Ross
(From the State Looking Forward to Global Warming!)
To: elhombrelibre
BTW, Bill Krystol had a good line on Special Report last night. He said since the Democrats are now aligned with the French position on Iraq, he will henceforth refer to them as Le Parti Democratique.
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posted on
01/30/2003 9:39:04 AM PST
by
Hugin
To: All
France has the only military where camoflauge is only needed on the BACK of the uniform!
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posted on
01/30/2003 9:41:56 AM PST
by
txradioguy
(Doing my part to keep the country free - and defeat spin at all costs!)
To: elhombrelibre
They must have believed the rumor we planted about there being truffles in Iraq.
To: elhombrelibre
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posted on
01/30/2003 9:43:41 AM PST
by
Davis
To: elhombrelibre
It's the regiment of the Appeasamente forces!
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posted on
01/30/2003 9:44:41 AM PST
by
OldFriend
(SUPPORT PRESIDENT BUSH)
To: Hugin
Unfortunately, in these situations, the good French do get painted with the same brush. Sadly, there's too many French and Germans willing to put trade with Saddam ahead of freedom for Iraqis. Its their shame, but, hey, that's the way these folks are.
To: elhombrelibre; dighton; aculeus; Orual; general_re; Poohbah
"They'll bring the cheese.And I'll bring the chøcølåte Møøse.
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posted on
01/30/2003 9:48:18 AM PST
by
BlueLancer
(Der Elite Møøsenspåånkængruppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
To: elhombrelibre
"French to join war on Iraq" Too late. So sorry. We don't want you on our side. There's going to be an opening soon for a third member of the axis of evil though if you want to call them up.
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posted on
01/30/2003 9:54:12 AM PST
by
B. Rabbit
(The french? Never heard of them.)
To: B. Rabbit
YOu know, if the Vichy....errr....French really do decide at the last minute thay wanna flip-flop and join the coalition, I hope Bush looks at them and says "we don't NEED your help." And leaves them sitting there with their thumb up their French pitard!
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posted on
01/30/2003 10:02:39 AM PST
by
txradioguy
(Doing my part to keep the country free - and defeat spin at all costs!)
To: elhombrelibre
Good, news. They'll bring the cheese.
We didnt ask for 200,000 white flags. Who needs them?
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posted on
01/30/2003 10:06:13 AM PST
by
illumini
To: elhombrelibre
Avez les Francais mange les champignons malades?
To: All
I just don't understand how a nation that could produce the Foreign Leigon, as tough a military unit as you'll find ANYWHERE, can on the whole be so spineless! I feel for my fellow men in uniform in France.
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posted on
01/30/2003 10:30:48 AM PST
by
txradioguy
(Doing my part to keep the country free - and defeat spin at all costs!)
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