[B. Rabbit]

"French to join war on Iraq" Too late. So sorry. We don't want you on our side. There's going to be an opening soon for a third member of the axis of evil though if you want to call them up.

[txradioguy]

YOu know, if the Vichy....errr....French really do decide at the last minute thay wanna flip-flop and join the coalition, I hope Bush looks at them and says "we don't NEED your help." And leaves them sitting there with their thumb up their French pitard!