[Daniel Boone]

This is HILLARY-OUS!!!!! Talk about IRONY!!!

[HAL9000]

U.N. spokesman Farhan Haq, at first, was unaware that Iraq's turn was coming up. After further inquiry, however, he found that Baghdad will serve as chair, beginning at the end of May, according to a rotating schedule of the 75 member nations done in alphabetical order.

I'm not too worried about this. By the end of May, Baghdad is likely to have a new government.

[Arkinsaw]

Haq insisted that Iraq's upcoming position with the conference is not an issue because the group has not managed to establish an agenda.

This conference has literally been unable to agree what they are supposed to do for quite some time. They are basically just sitting, burning up money, sitting, burning up money, accumulating parking fines, burning up money, sitting...........ad infinitum

[ffusco]

Desert Storm 2 will do a lot of redecorating. They' re gonna be real busy this year. No time for silly UN councils..hehehe. Grab yer shovel, Ahmed!