Black XIV: "Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!"

The MudCave ^ | 25 January 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")

Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, lead US to the show
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!p>

Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!

(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK the NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

Black XIV FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"...download the song If I Left You and hear samples from others."

I did and I like her sound. Reminds me a bit of Trish Murphy, who also sings the Austin country sound.

[jla]

Trish Murphy??
Didn't she do a rendition of Shake Your Bon-Bon?

...don't ever compare Trish Murphy to Kelly Willis

[jla]

By the way, you all are familar with the Reagan Ranch Project aren't ya?

[Happygal]

Seriously, wait till ya hear her, you'll agree with me.

I know I will! :-) BTW, about the Swan did I tell you Des is doing a big renovation job on the place? I hope he doesn't ruin the atmosphere it has! :-)

[Mudboy Slim]

"...does the political affiliation of the singer actually pass thru your mind?"

Most indubitably...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Communism Lives!!

"As we prepare to watch President George Bush give his State of the Union address on Tuesday, we think back to Jan. 18 when Saddam's surrogates were in town protesting any use of force against Iraq. In scenes reminiscent of the anti-draft, peace-at-any-price days of Vietnam, some 70,000 demonstrators rallied, marched and orated in Washington and as many again were doing the same in San Francisco. There were smaller efforts in other American cities, along with shows of even greater anti-American enthusiasm surging in some foreign capitals. It was a media bonanza for Saddam, who is approaching near-martyr status in some parts of the media. The news was full of people's concerns about the consequences of war — on personal safety, their pocket books, economic recovery. No one seemed concerned about who had organized this demonstration. Neither did anyone demand an accounting for the costs or where the money came from to pay the bills. On the other hand, some are concerned about such things and we have uncovered facts that point us to some answers. COMMUNISTS REUNITE!!"

RATS Are Commies...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...she spent some time at Harvard, but a total liberal."

Next time, FTH, please replace "but" with "ergo" and yer statement will make more sense...

"...she spent some time at Harvard, ergo a total liberal."

LOL and FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"...don't ever compare Trish Murphy to Kelly Willis..."

Why? Because the New York and Nashville execs hate her? I thinks she's great. She is very popular in the underground country music market. Her genre might even be termed Americana rather than country.

[sultan88]

"...the Reagan Ranch Project...

I have contributed to this great effort. And they keep sending me their beautiful calendars.

[FreeTheHostages]

Absolutely not. She's a very nice person, as in she's nice . . . but a total liberal. Ergo the use of the word "but." If I think about anything, it was how she junked a good career and took all these wild risks because she cares so much about roots music. She's sweet.

All I really think about nowadays when I hear a song is: (1) is that Norah Jones; (2) if not, why not; and (3) she [Norah Jones] better win a Grammy.

[FreeTheHostages]

I'm a snob, too, you know. Don't go assuming I'm not. :P

[Mudboy Slim]

"She's sweet."

Who're we talkin' 'bout anyway?!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Who is Norah Jones?...seriously, I've never heard of her...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Yep...I'm lookin' at Ol' Dutch conferrin' with Baker and Powell as I type this...

"From the first day we saw it, Rancho del Cielo cast a spell over US"

FReegards...MUD

BTW...what does "cielo" mean in espanol?!

[Mudboy Slim]

I've ALWAYS assumed you wuz a snob...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"you'll agree with me."

"I know I will! :-)"

SHEEEEESH...GULLIBILITY ALERT!!! GULLIBILITY ALERT!!! GULLIBILITY ALERT!!!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Yep...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I love underground country music"

That's 'cuz--fer a SteelerFan--you gots good taste in music...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"My team won the Super Bowl"

Yeah, in the 70's...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Wexford!"

That's my wife's maiden name!!

WOW...MUD