Black XIV: "Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!"

The MudCave ^ | 25 January 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")

Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, lead US to the show
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!p>

Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!

(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK the NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

Black XIV FReegards...MUD

[MadIvan]

Happygal says we should move into limericks next:

There once was a perv called Ritter
Who flushed his pride down the s***ter
He took out his thing
At Burger King
And the laughter left the man bitter

Regards, Ivan

[MadIvan]

Another limerick from Happygal and I:

There once was an Iraqi dictator
who thought he'd disarming till later
But a President called Bush
Shoved his boot up his tush
And where he once was is a crater.

Regards, Ivan

[MadIvan]

Slight correction to the last limerick:

There once was an Iraqi dictator
who thought he'd leave disarming till later
But a President called Bush
Shoved his boot up his tush
And where he once was is a crater.

Regards, Ivan

[stand watie]

!!!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Times They Are A'Changin'"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'")

Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home...
And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!
Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!
WE MUST FIGHT!! OUR Nation's worth savin'!!
Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...
Folks, the times they are a'changin'...

Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"...
EX-Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST RE-IMPEACH HIM!!
And indict Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!
Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!
Left's poltroons, they know, Right'll be FReepin' the Net!!
Press, the times they are a'changin'...

Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call...
Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!
Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!
Battle fer hearts and minds rages...
We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls...
Pols, the times they are a'changin'...

Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land...
Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...
Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!!
Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!
Parents, the times they are a'changin'...

(Excellent harp jammin')

The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!!
WE'LL DE-FAME LEFT NOW...THEN, IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!
Welcome Prez'dent Bush...Ashcroft, Kick Some A$$!!
New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!
And the People's Power'll be returned at last...
Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!

Mudboy Slim and the Extremists

BTW...The Times Are A'Changin'...
THE LEFT'S DEAD!!! Long Live What's Right!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Masterful Whore"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War"**)

**(3rd Track on Dylan's "The FReewheelin' Bob Dylan")

Slick's a Masterful Whore...
Sold Chinese our Big Guns...
Bloody handful of coins...
Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!!
Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws...
And Left's Liars in the Press...
Slick, I wanted you to know...
Patriots demand Justice!!

Slick has never done nothin'...
But RAPE and DESTROY!!
Left lauds his "New World"...
It's just a Socialist ploy!!
Left confiscates our lands...
Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights...
Note Slick turned a pale yellow...
When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!!!

Like Vile Tyrants of Olde...
Slick lies and deceives...
New World Order's all BUNK!!
UN's Socialist Sleaze!!
Slick, folks see through yer lies...
Slick, our Country you've stained...
Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER...
Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!

Left enslaves all their Victims...
Left is hatred-inspired...
Ol' Slick sits back and laughs...
Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!!
Clintons defaced our White House...
With their abhorrent crud!!
Slick found time to boink interns...
Still choked his li'l pud!!

Slick's now Left's nightmare...
Arrogance so absurd!!
FReepers must teach their children...
To follow Lord's Word!!
Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty...
Socialism's Left's aim...
Ain't no match fer MEN...
We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!

How, folks, do I know?!
From Rush Limbaugh I learned!!
Left may trash us with mud...
Right's viewpoints are spurned.
Still, there's two things I know...
Slick, Right's WISER than you...
And my Lord Jesus'll never...
Forgive you, you FOOL!!

Slick, lemme ask you some questions...
Is POWER really so good?!
Bill, will it git you redemption?!
Do you think that it should?!
I think Bill will find...
When his obituary is told...
All those Laws that he's RAPED were...
Never quite worth his Soul!!

Slick, I hope you don't DIE...
Least not anytime soon...
Hope you live long in Prison...
Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! )8^D]
Slick, I'll be at yer funeral...
I'll sing ill of the dead...
Then, I'll stand over yer grave...
And I shall piss on yer head!!

FReegards...MUD

50 Posted on 07/15/2001 20:26:05 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Heh heh heh...SlixMYbi+c#!!

[sultan88]

Good. We're straight. My misunderstanding somewhere along the way! LOL!!

[Mudboy Slim]

No problema, mi amigo...MUD

[sultan88]

These are great!

[Mudboy Slim]

I once new a dude from Nantucket...LOL!! I'll haveta put on my limerick thinking cap, 'cuz I usedta be able to kick some butt with these things!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...y'all make quite a team, my European Islander FRiends!!

[MadIvan]

There once was a man named Chirac
Who stabbed his old friends in the back
He behaved like a jerk
Because his Vigara didn't work
And the only thing he can please is Iraq.

Regards, Ivan

[conservativemusician]

Dude, Ted's site is KILLER!

[Happygal]

*ROFL*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love it!!!!!!!!!

[Happygal]

I once new a dude from Nantucket...LOL!!

*LOL*...can I finish that one?

[FBD]

RE:#655 "Ted's site is KILLER!"

I thought you'd like it! Mud, Sultan, have you seen the Nuge site yet? (Link is on POST#655.) Sultan, I see your a "gun nut", check it out. Ted's got an article there, about being thankful for being an American, and for our military.

Mud, with your permission, I'd like to email him your parody lyrics to "Cat Scatch Fever", with credit to you. Whatya' think?

FRegards,
FBD

[FBD]

Mud, Sultan, ping to #675, I forgot to put yer names on the post.

FBD

[FBD]

Hey, great poem there, Ivan! I've been a fan of your posts.

Wow Mud, you have an imressive list of visiting FReepers to the Black thread. MadIvan from England, and Happy Gal from Ireland. Guys, thanks for the poems, have a great weekend, and stay safe.

FRegards, FBD

[FBD]

Thanks for the link Bob!
Have a good week-end.

FBD

[jla]

Support President Bush

[FBD]

7777 seasick seamen...got it, CM!!!
Mud, take care o' yer sick chilrun.

Catch ya all later, I'm off to see my sveedish sveetie, and learn to say seven tousind, sevin hunderd, sevintee sevin seesik seamen, in Svelia!

FRegards,
FBD