Black XIV: "Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!"

The MudCave ^ | 25 January 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/831398/posts

[conservativemusician]

I love it when you Freep tunes from liberal a-holes like REM.

Keep it up.

May I assume a good time was had by all at CPAC?

[Mudboy Slim]

"MAC-AULIFFE!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW-LIGA!!")


McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!


T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!


(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!


McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.


Then one day that Winnick shyster bought the Indian maid
And took her, oh, so far away, but young McAuliffe stayed
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
And wishes he was still McLowlife's Scheme.


(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!


Mudboy Slim




Me and the Missuz were married nine years ago today at the St. John's Church on Church Hill in Richmond, VA...the same church wherein Patrick Henry gave his famous "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death" speech. Any role that this thread can play in the Inevitable Indictment of DNC Chairman Terrence "The Punk" McAuliffe is dedicated to my partner-fer-life.


Anybody else out there got Terry McAuliffe's Home Address on their Rolodex?!


Let's Roll...MUD


1 posted on 07/31/2002 2:03 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[conservativemusician]

"In short, this is a real man"

Couldn't have said it better.

[conservativemusician]

Happy Anniversary to you and Missuz Mud!

The years go by quick don't they. It'll be seven for me and mine on Sept. 1.

BTW. Patrick Henry is one of my personal favorites. The embodiment of what was to become the American spirit.

[Mudboy Slim]

In reality, this D'A$$HOLE is a short man...MUD BTW..."FReep the World!!

[conservativemusician]

Dashole is as good as done,IMHO.

When he comes up for reelection in '04 and the dirt on his lobbying wife becomes a little more than public knowledge, there'll be one less step ladder in the Senate.

[Mudboy Slim]

"D'A$$HOLE will be Permanently Outta ElectedPolitics two (2) years from today"

Bet'cha a dollar...MUD


252 posted on 02/01/2003 9:58 AM EST by Mudboy Slim ("Sodom'sInsane will be HEES-twahh by 15 February 2003"...MUD)

[conservativemusician]

My money's on Thune. It may be wishful thinking, but we'll see.....

[Mudboy Slim]

D'A$$hole won't even run, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/834740/posts FReegards...MUD

[homeschool mama]

Hey, Mudboy! :o)

[Mudboy Slim]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/835001/posts

[FBD]

Hey there, Mud!
RE: House of Vile Clinton

Great lyrics, perfect song for the subject!

I had to get out and do a little paddling, and a little fresh air. Get my mind off the shuttle tragedy.

So, to lighten things up I'll give you all a little joke, at the expense of my Norwegian ancestry:

Three construction workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a Norwegian, are all sitting at the top of a building for lunch.

The Chinese man says, "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll kill myself."

The Italian guy says, "If I get another slice of pizza, I'll kill myself."

The Norwegian says, "Oofta! If I get lutefisk again, I vill kill myself too."

The next day, all three men get the same lunches, so they throw themselves off the top of the building.

At the funeral the Chinese man's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed an egg roll that day."

The Italian guy's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed a slice of pizza that day."

"Don't look at me," says the Norwegian's wife. "He alvays packed his own lunches."

[KLT]

MUD, that's my mostest favorite group in the world, good old Lynard Skynard! I love that song...you must have ESP....Beautiful Job my talented friend....we should record this stuff...

[Mudboy Slim]

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim

[FBD]

Happy anniversary, Mud!

I myself, having been married twice, haven't made it past the 4 year mark.
(If I go through another divorce, I might consider the possibilty that I'm partly to blame...:^)Nah.)

Why would you want T-Mac's address? You wouldn't be thinking of cutting cookies through his yard, would you? Mrs. Mud would probably rather go to a resteraunt for your anniversary, than go down to bail you out of jail!!! LOL

Stop by my thread for some good French bashing humor:

The Perfidy (treachery) Of The French

Gotta go to work, keep on singin' those songs!
FBD

[Mudboy Slim]

To: Snow Bunny

Thanks, S.B., and weren't you lookin' fer this song on another thread?!

"Right is Gonna Swarm"
(To be sung to the Doors' "Riders on the Storm")

Riders on the Storm...Right-Wing's gotta Swarm...
Trash the White House with scorn...Ol' Slick has been forewarned...
Slick's a dawg without a soul, that Traitor'll be dethroned...
Right is gonna Swarm...
Slick's "The Killer of Waco"...Jan Reno's nuthin' but his 'HO'...
Heed not what the Med'yuh say...Truth'll win the day!
If we let this Tyrant slide, our Freedom it will die...
Will ya help me, folks?!...yeaaahhhh...

(Kewl Guitar/Synthesizer Jammin')

Folks, we gotta fight Clinton...folks, we gotta take Slick down...
Heed our Righteous Band...make Left understand...
The World on you depends...fer Slick to meet his end...
Gotta fight Clinton...yeaaahhhh...

(Keyboard/Guitar Jammin')

Right is gonna Swarm...the Vile should be forewarned...
It's our White House Slick's scorned...in Jail, Slick will be thrown...
Just a Rapist and his drones, the Lib'rals sold their souls...
Right is gonna swarm...

Right-Wing's gonna swarm...Right-Wing's gonna swarm...
MUD's views will be the norm...Sheeple'll know Slick's harm...

FReegards...MUD


426 posted on 10/01/2001 10:39 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Mrs. Mud's French...MUD...FReep the World!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Marine's Hymn"

From the Halls of Montezuma,
To the shores of Tripoli,
We fight our country's battles
In the air, on land and sea.
First to fight for right and freedom,
and to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title of UNITED STATES MARINE.

Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
From dawn to setting sun.
We have fought in every clime and place
Where we could take a gun.
In the snow of far off northern lands
and in sunny tropic scenes,
You will find us always on the job,
THE UNITED STATES MARINES.

Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve.
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve.
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded by
UNITED STATES MARINES

HOOOYYYYAAAAHHHH!!!!!

FReegards...MUD