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Hey there, Mud!
RE: House of Vile Clinton

Great lyrics, perfect song for the subject!

I had to get out and do a little paddling, and a little fresh air. Get my mind off the shuttle tragedy.

So, to lighten things up I'll give you all a little joke, at the expense of my Norwegian ancestry:

Three construction workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a Norwegian, are all sitting at the top of a building for lunch.

The Chinese man says, "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll kill myself."

The Italian guy says, "If I get another slice of pizza, I'll kill myself."

The Norwegian says, "Oofta! If I get lutefisk again, I vill kill myself too."

The next day, all three men get the same lunches, so they throw themselves off the top of the building.

At the funeral the Chinese man's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed an egg roll that day."

The Italian guy's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed a slice of pizza that day."

"Don't look at me," says the Norwegian's wife. "He alvays packed his own lunches."