[Mudboy Slim]

"MAC-AULIFFE!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW-LIGA!!")


McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!


T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!


(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!


McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.


Then one day that Winnick shyster bought the Indian maid
And took her, oh, so far away, but young McAuliffe stayed
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
And wishes he was still McLowlife's Scheme.


(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!


Mudboy Slim




Me and the Missuz were married nine years ago today at the St. John's Church on Church Hill in Richmond, VA...the same church wherein Patrick Henry gave his famous "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death" speech. Any role that this thread can play in the Inevitable Indictment of DNC Chairman Terrence "The Punk" McAuliffe is dedicated to my partner-fer-life.


Anybody else out there got Terry McAuliffe's Home Address on their Rolodex?!


Let's Roll...MUD


1 posted on 07/31/2002 2:03 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[conservativemusician]

Happy Anniversary to you and Missuz Mud!

The years go by quick don't they. It'll be seven for me and mine on Sept. 1.

BTW. Patrick Henry is one of my personal favorites. The embodiment of what was to become the American spirit.

[FBD]

Happy anniversary, Mud!

I myself, having been married twice, haven't made it past the 4 year mark.
(If I go through another divorce, I might consider the possibilty that I'm partly to blame...:^)Nah.)

Why would you want T-Mac's address? You wouldn't be thinking of cutting cookies through his yard, would you? Mrs. Mud would probably rather go to a resteraunt for your anniversary, than go down to bail you out of jail!!! LOL

Stop by my thread for some good French bashing humor:

The Perfidy (treachery) Of The French

Gotta go to work, keep on singin' those songs!
FBD