Posted on 01/25/2003 7:39:43 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")
Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, lead US to the show
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!
(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!
Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!p>
Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!
(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!
(Guitar Jammin')
(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!
Gonna ROCK the NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!
POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!
Black XIV FReegards...MUD
"Tom Daschle's attack on President Bush's Iraq policy on the eve of war and long after the Congress had voted to authorize the president to launch the war was shocking and without precedent. A hundred years from now, it will be remembered as an act of complete political selfishness and a low point in American politics. There is simply no parallel in American history for Daschle's web of half-truths, wild charges and bitter recriminations. He is the leader of the Democrats and his party, which cowered from such charges before the election and now embraces and popularizes them. Daschle delivered his remarks on the very day that even a U.N. bureaucrat like Hans Blix was obliged to concede that Saddam was not complying with the U.N.'s demands, and on the day that even the softest of the European states had begun to harden. Tom Daschle revealed himself as the very last appeaser. The damage he did to the national interest may have been immense.
"Any hope that Saddam might spare the world this war and bolt for safer ground in Libya or elsewhere was significantly undermined by the spectacle of the leader of the nation's opposition challenging the president's veracity. One can only wonder what might have happened had Daschle and his European allies presented the tyrant with a united front. It is easy to see, however, how Saddam might wrongly conclude that Bush could not possibly proceed in the face of such opposition. Thank you, Sen. Daschle, for helping destroy the possibility of forcing Saddam from power without the now inevitable clash of armies. Spouses, children, parents and friends of America's soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines have every right to be outraged. Either Daschle's bitterness at November's result has blinded him, or he truly is the most limited of America's recent political leadership figures. The carping about tax policy and the thread-bare rhetoric about class warfare are hardly offensive – just amusing and predictable. Opposition to war in the fall could even have been thought honorable, though wrong-headed. But Monday's display was just mendacious, a low moment in the career of a limited man.
"Bush's speech will quickly eclipse Daschle's duplicity, which is unfortunate. I would like for every American to hear the minority leader's Monday speech played again and again. And after the liberation of Iraq, I would like for his remarks to be played not just here but for the people of Iraq. I expect that even their relief at liberation from Saddam's despotism could not conceal their anger with Daschle and his ilk. "The Pianist" is currently in theaters, a moving story of one man's struggle to survive Hitler's killing fever. There are millions in Iraq this very day desperate for the arrival of a liberating force, whether comprised just of Americans, of Americans and troops from its score of allies, or from even a reluctant coalition of U.N. participants. The horrors these troops uncover will shock – but they will not surprise! We know what we will find – all of us do, including Tom Daschle. On Monday, Tom Daschle urged that the public disregard all of the president's many arguments about Saddam's dangers. Daschle urged that the public ignore the great number of allies we have already assembled to join us in the war. And he urged that the public even ignore his own vote and the votes of his colleagues from only months ago.
"Tom Daschle also urged that we ignore the people of Iraq, the persecuted and the imprisoned. He did so just as their collective hope of liberation was beginning to mature. He did so despite the facts already in evidence and despite the facts the vast majority of responsible foreign-policy experts believe to exist outside of the published record. He did so despite the risk Iraq poses to its neighbors. And he did so despite the desperate condition of an oppressed and tortured people. It was a craven act by a man unbalanced in his political calculations by the weight of frustrated ambition.
"DemonRATS might someday regain majority status in one or both houses of Congress, and they might regain the presidency. But if there is any justice in the world and any sense of honor in the country, The DemonRATS who stood by silently this week and are thus complicit in Daschle's attack will never be rewarded with the public's trust again.
Hear hear, Mr. Hewitt...MUD
Me, too..."Short-Haired Country Boy!!"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")
People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon...
'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune!
Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound...
He likes to play the field gettin' laid!
You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...
Folks, I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'...
'Cuz I can get it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some camel named "JOE"...
Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!!
Left says, "Clinton walks on water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of US think Slick's DemonRATS will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!
'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'...
My Pa says, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm bringin'...
You just leave this "MAD libertarian" ALONE!!
(reprise)
Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt...
DemonRATS run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt!!
The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!"
But each politician needs your vote.
Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But RAT Party's become a joke!!
No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'...
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave ornery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
Mudboy Slim
Folks, time to take out the trash...
1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (upt@no.good!)
FReegards...MUD
I saw on some other thread about the SOTU that it was only shown in the DC area. Not sure how true that is but it definitely wasn't shown on FOX. Then again, Comcast said it wouldn't air it so since I was watching FOX, it wouldn't have seen it anyway since I hate NBCetal.
I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the Damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Stalked down RATS' Lib'rals...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists/Lib'rals] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!
Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Right sent me here with my FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)
1 posted on 10/26/2001 6:22 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice@int.Negotiable!!)
Thank you, thankyouverymuch...please tip yer waitresses...MUD
FReegards...MUD
Problem is--fer the RATS--that they've been spewing easily-disprovable LIES for the last ten years and folks don't believe anything that comes outta their mouths!! The RATS are unsalvageable, IMHO, and the Party--as a whole--is headed fer EXTINCTION within the next 10-12 years. Not that Lib'rals will disappear from the American Political World, but the DemonRATS Party Image is so indelibly stained that the anti-American Leftists will simply abandon it in favor of The Green Party or even the Libertarian Party.
FReegards...MUD
"He who has foolish enemies possesses the Mandate of Heaven." In that sense, President Bush is twice blessed. I'm not sure who is President Bush's stupidest opponent: Saddam Hussein or Tom Daschle. Of course, a powerful case can be made for Saddam, whose career-long fetishistic love affair with weapons of mass destruction exposed him to potential oblivion whenever a United States president should come along with the clarity of vision and guts to call him on it. Now that George W. Bush is in the White House, Saddam's fatal hour is upon him. With even Hans Blix and Colin Powell now beating the drums of war, we shall see if the Assyrian dunderhead is capable of giving up his toxic dreams and accepting exile. But like the poor devils who feel compelled to seek the deadly AIDS infection, Saddam has probably eroticised possession of the deadly weapons, and is likely to stand his ground and draw his terminal breath in the next month or two—perhaps on the Ides of March. But a persuasive case also can be made for Sen. Tom "I-don't-have-the guts-to run-for president" Daschle being the more politically stupid. At least Saddam has the excuse of being an insane megalomaniac. Senator Daschle, to all appearances, is not possessed of any urges more deranged than to occasionally wear a pink tie (which I thought looked rather nice on him.) Like the rest of us in town, he is just another chap trying to maneuver through the marble corridors of power to a point of some prominence. The trouble is, he tends to walk into walls, rather than through doors. He hit one of those walls earlier this week. On Monday the Democrats sent out their leaders—Mrs. Pelosi and Mr. Daschle—to take a couple of shots at the President the day before his State of the Union Address to the nation. They unloaded with both corks of their over/under popgun. Grandma Pelosi (she has repeatedly called herself just an Italian grandmother) let loose with a few unremarkable comments about the constraints of a wartime budget. But Senator Daschle — with his unerring sense of bad timing — chose to express his doubts that Saddam has weapons of mass destruction on the day that Hans Blix reported that 6500 bombs containing 1000 tons of chemical agents, several thousand medium- range guided missiles and large quantities of biological weapons material were missing from Saddam's audited arsenal. Worse for Sen Daschle, the Washington Post published on its front page, above the fold, Bob Woodward's report that evidence of weapons concealment will soon be made public. Also in the news yesterday was the announcement from Moscow that in light of the Blix report, Russia is changing its stance and may well join the U.S. in supporting war against Saddam.
"But perhaps saddest of all for the senator was his inexplicable charge that President Bush suffers from a credibility gap: "History is full of politicians whose rhetoric is out of step with reality, who promises something and then fail to deliver...[Americans hear] mixed signals from the White House on everything from the economy to Iraq to North Korea. They sense indecision. ..." This from a Senator who: 1) voted to authorize war with Iraq, but now opposes it, 2)opposed Bush's Homeland Security bill and then voted for it, 3) said he was planning to run for President and then changed his mind, and 4) opposed Bush's tax cuts, but refused to vote to repeal them. On the other hand, President Bush has consistently pushed for tax cuts as his cure for the economy starting during the election campaign and as recently as last night, and continues to push and pull the world towards his Iraq policy. He has been accused of being a cowboy, of being unilateralist, of standing against the world. Of all the charges Sen Daschle might plausibly have put at the feet of the president, indecision and inconstancy are the two least credible. A political charge —whether true or not—should at least seem plausible. No president in living memory has been more forthright than George Bush. And no opposition party leader has been a more useful foil for a president than Tom Daschle."
Excellent article, IMHO...MUD
God bless ya, Mud!
LOL...MUD
Me 'n Mud will be knockin' back our third beer back by 7:00.
And you, FTH, will be fussin' over our dinner in the kitchen.
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