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French PM: "It's Great to Be Collaborating with Germany Again!"
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| William Grim
Posted on 01/24/2003 7:45:55 AM PST by Sir Gawain
French PM: "It's Great to Be Collaborating with Germany Again!" |
1/24/2003 - William Grim |
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Paris - French Prime Minister Jacques Chirac, in honor of France's agreement with Germany to undermine America's efforts in the War on Terror, took German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder on a tour of sites in the French capital city that were visited by another German Chancellor, Adolf Hitler, during his famous Victory Tour of 1940. "It's so nice to be collaborating with the Germans again," said Chirac during a press conference at the Versailles Palace outside of Paris. "I mean, it's not like there was any real resistance movement when Germany ruled us during World War II. And those black leather coats the Gestapo men wore. Simply to die for." Most French citizens this reporter spoke with expressed their delight at being able to collaborate once again with the Germans. A recent poll conducted by the newspaper Le Figaro showed that 95.6% of all French people are hoping to be re-occupied by Germany within the next 12 months. The poll results also reveal that the vast majority of French women are especially looking forward to becoming the mistresses of German officers so that they can have sado-masochistic sex in exchange for silk stockings and extra rations. "Damn those Americans anyway," said Chirac during a visit with Schroeder to the Klaus Barbie L'Ecole Superieure du Behaviour Criminale. "Everthing was going along just fine in 1944 and what did they go and do? Land at Normandy. Just like the Yanks, always butting their noses into other people's business. Well, we aren't going to take it lying down any more. This time we're going to surrender to Germany before the Germans have a chance to invade."
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To: Sir Gawain
So what do you get when you throw a grenade into a French kitchen?
Linoleum Blownapart.
To: Sir Gawain
"It's so nice to be collaborating with the Germans again," said Chirac during a press conference at the Versailles Palace outside of Paris. "I mean, it's not like there was any real resistance movement when Germany ruled us during World War II. And those black leather coats the Gestapo men wore. Simply to die for."Added Chirac, "We hope to bring new meaning to the term surrender monkey."
To: Sir Gawain
To: Sir Gawain
Klaus Barbie L'Ecole Superieure du Behaviour Criminale Translation" "Don't shoot, I'm returning to base to surrender. Would you like to date my sister?"
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01/24/2003 7:57:29 AM PST
by
TomB
To: Sir Gawain
BUMP. I am sending this to Jonah Golberg.
To: Sir Gawain
Schroeder was heard to say "Nice country. We'll take it!"
To: dighton; general_re; hellinahandcart; aculeus
Bump to you for your reading enjoyment.
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posted on
01/24/2003 8:02:13 AM PST
by
BlueLancer
(Der Elite Møøsenspåånkængruppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
To: Sir Gawain
In related news, the French government announced plans to relocate its offices back to the famous resort town of Vichy, and to install a senile old general as President.
Meanwhile, British and American naval forces are preparing plans for a joint live-fire exercise near Toulon, home of the French fleet.
To: Sir Gawain
"It's Great to Be Collaborating with Germany Again!"They'll be loading Jews into boxcars.
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posted on
01/24/2003 8:11:47 AM PST
by
AppyPappy
(If you can't beat 'em, beat 'em anyway)
To: AppyPappy; dighton
"They'll be loading Jews into boxcars."I thought they'd already started that program as part of their preliminary surrender negotiations.
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posted on
01/24/2003 8:12:53 AM PST
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BlueLancer
(Der Elite Møøsenspåånkængruppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
To: BlueLancer
Third time lucky, mine Fuhrer ?
To: Thane_Banquo
Cheese-eating surrender monkey, no?
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posted on
01/24/2003 8:24:20 AM PST
by
quark
To: Sir Gawain
Do you want to buy some dirty pictures? Well we have several with the Huns and their French butt lickers romancing in Paris.
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posted on
01/24/2003 8:25:24 AM PST
by
hgro
To: quark
Cheese-eating surrender monkey, no?Oui.
To: Sir Gawain
Axis of Weasels bump!
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posted on
01/24/2003 12:43:32 PM PST
by
Rockitz
To: Sir Gawain
Just had to bookmark thins one :)
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posted on
01/24/2003 12:45:00 PM PST
by
Centurion2000
(The meek shall inherit the Earth. The stars belong to the bold.)
To: Sir Gawain
recent poll conducted by the newspaper Le Figaro showed that 95.6% of all French people are hoping to be re-occupied by Germany within the next 12 months. LOL! Vive La France!
To: Sir Gawain
I recall a story about how the French planted trees along the road into Paris, (whats the name of that arch?),
so the German soldiers could rest in the shade.
Anyone have the full history on that?
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01/25/2003 7:59:11 AM PST
by
FBD
(1 week til we bomb Saddam...tick, tick, tick...)
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