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Politically Correct Terms For Females

* She does not get PMS; She becomes HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL
* she does not have a killer body; She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE
* she is not a bad cook; She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE
* she is not a bad driver; She is AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED
* she is not a perfect 10; She is NUMERICALLY SUPERIOR
* she is not easy; She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
* she does not hate sports on TV; She is ATHLETICALLY BIASED
* she does not have sexy lips; She is COLLAGEN DEPENDENT
* she does not get drunk; She is ACCIDENTALLY OVER SERVED
* You do not ask her to dance;
You request a PRECOITAL RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE
* she is not a gossip; She is a VERBAL TERMINATOR
* she does not work out too much; She is an ABDOMINAL OVERACHIEVER
* she does not have a great butt; She has GLUTEUS TO THE MAXIMUS
* she is not hooked on soap operas; She is MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED
* she is not cold or frigid; She is THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE
* she does not wear too much makeup; She is COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED
* she does not have a great rack; Her breasts are CENTRALLY LOCATED
* she will never gain weight she will become a metabolic underachiever
* She is not a screamer or moaner; She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
* She does not shave her legs;
She experiences TEMPORARY STUBBLE REDUCTION
* She does not have a hard body; She is ANATOMICALLY INFLEXIBLE
* She does not sun bathe; she experiences SOLAR ENHANCEMENT
* Her breasts will never sag; they will LOSE THEIR VERTICAL HOLD
* She does not shop too much;
She is OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS
* She does not cut you off; She becomes HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE
* She does not have big hair; she is OVERLY AEROSOLED
* She does not snore; She is NASALLY REPETITIVE
* She does not get drunk; She becomes VERBALLY DYSLEXIC
* She does not have big hooters; Her cups RUNNETH OVER
* She is not too skinny; She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT